"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hung up Phone on GF - Who makes the first move?

Reyaj

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She's your "girlfriend"? Does SHE know she's not involved in a monogamous relationship with you? Dies she know you hook up with other females?

Didn't you say she threatened to hang up on you a second time BECAUSE she thought you were lying to her? She has great intuition!

You really should just let her go.

But I like having a gf. I just like to sample some other food sometimes, what's the problem?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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But I like having a gf. I just like to sample some other food sometimes, what's the problem?
Nothing is the problem. You just mentioned that she thought you were lying to her and that is why she hung the phone up on you....and apparently you are lying to her, lol.
 
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