"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HUMOR: I hope nobody here needs a subscription

I found this i-am-bored.com. I hope y'all don't need a subscription. That would be really sad and you wouldn't deserve your status as DJ.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11559

Lest you think this is serious, this is just a joke, but it's funny as hell.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol i cant believe they actually got an issue for those problems
 
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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
lol i cant believe they actually got an issue for those problems
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imagine how much trouble the guy would get in for reading that magazine!

-clearly a joke.
 
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