"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I hit my girlfriend what is the alpha way to handle things

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ok thanks for ur help lordson, but now i want to have the after-fight sex with her but shes still not calling me back, i think the brick through window misfired??
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A shiny pidgey? Or you fvcking kiddin me? You should have slapped that b1tch until her face was an apple! My God what I would do for a pidgey.
 

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holy sh1t, a shiny pidgey? that **** is ultra fcking rare man. She deserved the punch, fck man, i would've tied her up and started laying into her, finished off with an aggressive force fck. OMG women these days, so stupid.






guys, the OP's a troll.
 

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DamHE said:
ok thanks for ur help lordson, but now i want to have the after-fight sex with her but shes still not calling me back, i think the brick through window misfired??
Sneak attack her when she is the middle of something important, and whack her across the face with your GBC.
She'll love it and the sex with start and never stop
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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War Against Betaism said:
A shiny pidgey? Or you fvcking kiddin me? You should have slapped that b1tch until her face was an apple! My God what I would do for a pidgey.
Yeah man.

I say this guy should get aids from someone and give it to his girlfriend, stupid b1tch deserves it.
 

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Yeah man.

I say this guy should get aids from someone and give it to his girlfriend, stupid b1tch deserves it.
thats actually a bad idea; because then i would have AIDS too
 

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this thread is sarcastastic.
and everyone whos posted/read knows that hopefully, for their own good...

just a reminder for all you dense folks out there ;)
 

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Hahaha. Sorry to ruin the OP's fun, but this thread is a troll. I think by now most of you have caught on. I've seen this joke posted on other forums, copied and pasted :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scorrere said:
I think an alpha could play pokemon and still be an alpha, plenty of my friends in HS played it senior year when they were bored and some were pure alpha (wish I could have learned from them earlier).

However, hitting your GF over a ****ing video game? Honestly, I'd expect a breakup happening realllll soon. It's a GAME. I love my video games, but if my friends or my family or my future first gf are having problems and want me to listen, I'll listen. I've been called by a friend while I'm getting a rare chance in a game, but I'll forgo the chance because it's a GAME. It's not REAL. You're getting far too attached to the game.
To the second poster why don't you buy the OP a new game and he can apologize to his GF later. Those things cost money and money don't come cheap and to you "Scorrere" if she starts by throwing and breaking game boys. Who's to say what she might be breaking in the future. Perhaps his plasma tv, perhaps next she will wack him with a skillet and he's supposed to let it slide because she's a female and he's a guy. If I were him I'd not have punched her (a slap maybe) but if I was that mad I'd find something of equal value to her and destroy it. Perhaps that will teach her the value of other people's properties. This really has nothing to do with being an Alpha. She could've done the same thing to a little kid's game boy. As they say one man's treasure is another's thrash. My verdict to the OP is to apologize to her because you shouldn't be hitting people especially if they didn't hit you to begin with.
 

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DamHE said:
I'm not trolling :nono: .. You guys dont understand; she was crying about how her cat died and wtf am I supposed to do about it, i cant bring it back to life? Im going to throw a brick through her window, with a note attached, saying "thanks for ruining a perfetly good saturday", this will be an awesome demonstration of higher value..

Learn from the master, gentlemen.

PS - dedication, it broke.. it wont turn on, care to fix it?
Well, I guess this is where you learn a lesson. When your GF experiences such a loss be sensitive and pause your game and hear her out or let her know that she should give you a few minutes so you can give her your undivided attention. BTW , I hate that. Why do girls pick when a guy is in the middle of something that's important to him to interrupt and then hold it against you when you don't give them the time of the day.
 

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phatboi408 said:
Dude. You never hit girls!

You slap them. Then she'll fight back then have rough sex!
Oh genius slapping and punching both don't constitute hitting? WOW! lol.
 

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DamHE said:
thats actually a bad idea; because then i would have AIDS too
YEAH BUT SHE MADE YOU LOSE A FVCKING PIDGEY MAN. I WOULD TOTALLY GET AIDS TO GET A PIDGEY. QUIT BEING A FVCKING ***** MAN.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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