"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I havent had sex in 3 months..about to die

frivolousz21

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my hormones are raging..I could kill a animal :)

the longest ive went without sex since 17 is 4 months but I was high as a kite all day back then so i didnt care.

but now im dying.

my fiance is 8 and half months along.

so it will be atleast 2 months before we do it again.

I hope my son takes my mind off the extra test..I have.


damn!

I just thought id vent
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Buy a porno
 

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And my threads get locked. Haven't had sex in 3 monthes? Do something about it.
 

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dude, some fat people NEVER get laid, quit you're god damn whining and be thankful for what u have
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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look at it this way, when you finaly do it; I'LL BE MIND "BLOWING"

Don't jerk it eather.
 

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spider_007 said:
look at it this way, when you finaly do it; I'LL BE MIND "BLOWING"

Don't jerk it eather.

haha, I cant beat off again..I am tired of that..its hard to even get in the mood for that.

but every woman I see im like DAMN.

yea it will be mind blowing..if we arent arugeing to no end.

relationships seem to be 10000 times harder without sex
 

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not that we are argue now..but there are times where im thinking OMG stupid woman
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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wayword said:
What's wrong with her 2 other holes?
:up:

This man speaks the truth.
 

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What's wrong with her 2 other holes?
Shes a god nut isnt she? And this chump wouldnt have a clue how to make her anyway I'm guessing.

Desdinova said:
It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.
Pssh is that what theyre telling the beta providers nowadays?
 

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Desdinova said:
It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.
Only if your c0ck resembles a babies arm!
 

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Hm... more interesting what the child would have to say about that... )) sitting all peacefully in his womb there, suddenly being visited by his daddy´s ****.. traumatizing, I would think)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJDamage said:
Why can't you hit that when she is pregnant??
Lol. Either the baby will bite the end of his willy off (yes, withs its gums) or it'll suffere severe brain damage.

Haha, just think of the sex when the baby arrives, it'll be none stop for days in a row
 

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Shes a god nut isnt she? And this chump wouldnt have a clue how to make her anyway I'm guessing.
Pssh is that what theyre telling the beta providers nowadays?
Tit-chump got a nut in the mouth from his daddy, no wonder he is f-ed up.

cjyogz said:
Haha, just think of the sex when the baby arrives, it'll be none stop for days in a row
he might have to wait a little more after the baby arives. Remember, she needs to heal. She is streached out to the max. And on top of that you got crying baby, 3am feedings, and wife with raging hormones.....Im starting to feels sorry for the dude.
 

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Desdinova said:
It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.
Yeah but Friv didn't have sex for 3 months. The 5th month of the pregnancy, that is not close to term.

http://ca.askmen.com/love/love_tip_250/259b_love_tip.html

when to stop

She should know at what month to stop having sex, as the doctor will advise her about it. But if you need to be sure, accompany her to her doctor's appointments.
Some doctors recommend that all women stop having sex during the final weeks of pregnancy. This is just as a safety precaution, because semen contains a chemical that may actually stimulate contractions.

Most doctors advise that you stop having sexual intercourse with her if she is at risk of:

A premature birth or labor
A condition called placenta pravia (Where part of the placenta is covering the cervix)

what to expect during & after sex

Sometimes we feel responsible if pregnant women have certain symptoms or pains during or after having sex that they normally wouldn't feel. But they are not caused by you per se, but rather the situation. These symptoms could include cramps, abdominal pain or even light contractions.

Women often experience mild contractions during sex and when having an orgasm, but these contractions are false alarms, and are not powerful enough to start labor unless it's imminent. These contractions may continue for about half an hour after sex. They are not dangerous to her or the baby.

Her uterus may experience spasms during sex which are different from contractions. This is normal and not dangerous.

She may feel some pain during or after sex if the fetus' head is situated deep in her pelvis. This is not worrisome.

She may get cramps during and after an orgasm. Sometimes this is combined with a backache. This is to be expected and is not a sign of any problem.

labor of love

Sex can be quite pleasurable while she's pregnant, for you and for her. Unless the doctor tells her otherwise, sex during pregnancy is safe for her and the baby. So don't feel bad about indulging.
 

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Re:

I was gonna say, she's got a mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, and an arsehole. It must be a sham, but girls NOW say women are horny when they're prego. Evidently not. Moreover, she could beat you off, or something. And her **** is still working, perhaps MORE sensitive.

Buy some books on the topic. Most catholic irish mothers didn't wait as long AFTER having the child to pop out 8 more, why should you, a DJ?

Good luck with that. Or, just pop some roofies and enjoy finding different holes at night.


A-Unit
 

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I guess it would feel EXTREMLY good to fvck a woman while her baby i sgiving you a blovvjob at the same time!

mmm
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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