"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i have trouble cuming...

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okay so i fuked some girl today.. if that counts as one without cuming. i was very dissapointed in myself but she seemed to love it anyway. went for 2 hours or so and i just couldnt ***... i had trouble finding her pusy too many times .. so embaressing. i aint had sex for a verrrry long time you would not beleive me if i told you.

so anyway the problem starts when she tenses her pusy it gets tight and my knob gets really fuking sensitive that i just have to pull out and have a small break. its like the feeling of when you've already came and your dik is all sensitive. how do i fix this :(

i havent slept with a woman in a long time. also does it mean my dik is small if it goes in pretty easy? or is that just her pus opening more cause shes horny?

i actually think i got problems being intimate. ive not had the best childhood or young adult hood... family fighting everyday n all that... and ive masturbated everyday almost or so to pictures n porn .. mostly to celebs that i have a crush on and that really get me off.. maybe im just really use to that and now that im having sex im out of my comfort zone or something.
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HeyPachuco!

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ive masturbated everyday almost or so to pictures n porn
Heres you're problem.

STOP Masturbating everyday. I had the same problem once in the early stages with my ex girlfriend. I just couldn't seem to cvm atall. I stopped masturbating until I saw her. Then gradually it started coming as normal.

I doubt its domestic problems or that the girl doesn't get you off, maybe you're nervous or a feel abit shy to LET GO infront of her. Hell, if she isnt getting you off, close you're eyes and think of something erotic or something you wouldnt usually do (sleazy, dirty etc) that does. My problem was, that I was too NERVOUS to even look at her whilst having sex, her goodlooks used to deter me and I would just fake a nut.

After a while, I said fvck it, and started drooling on her, ****, even farting, then I would just cvm normally. I just let go.

Don't pull out when you start feeling sensitive, if anything, push the boundary, you could be confusing this for you're ejaculation.
 

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haha @ farting :p

thanks for the info.. i'll see how i go tonight :)
 
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