"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I have to tip my hat to the animal planet

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Question.. how do you get america to watch a TV show about endangered apes that 99/100 guys could care less about?

Answer: let the endangered apes be followed around by a hot actress who half of the guys in america want to ****. That will pretty do the trick

I mean, I am a regular watcer ofthe animal planet anyway. I like animals and it's interesting TV late at night when I can't sleep.

And Natile portman one of my fav actressess.. she's classy, extremely intelligent (in real life) yet very ****able.

but using sex to sell Great Apes? that's too funny.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I guess having her as the representative beats the hell out of having the eldery Jane Goodall do it lol.
 

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man I'm waiting for blue planet ot come on. NOTHING gets done when blue planet is on. I love that damn show.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Anybody got digital cable? Science & Military channel is about all I watch.
 

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Animal Planet for the win! :up: only thing I dont like about it is too much crocodiles, lol... But yeah.. I'm also a fan of the Animal Planet :)

*rawwwr* :woo:
 
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