"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I have TMJ it seems to be a curse for bad relarionships?

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Not just bad relationships but bad quality relationships. I feel I have been cursed w/ dealing w/ this disability. I have seen ugly people do better. Now I have had better, though since the incident of having my jaw crack all I have been getting is neglect and it makes no sence. Im the type if someone is asking for help I give it to them. But I dont umderstand. I cant even pay for ***** without someone *****n.

I want love, a family to be comfy around me and my friends also. But it seems so hard now. If its going to be this hard I should just start pimpn *****es because everybody needs something. Ill make hundreds and then buy a wife in india or something, if keep getting neglected. I use to get girls and I know how to get to them, I even have afew CL girls I chat with to maybe go on a date that might go bad because of my jaw being broken. But I shall not stress it.

I need help finding the right type of girls for me

What do think I should do?

Im not a negative thinker but.....

Var$ity
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Excuse. One of the biggest players I know has terrible psoriasis. you'll never catch him in short sleeves or shorts. He still gets more ass than the toilet seat. hes got a pregnant fiance and chics all over the south east. He's got game baby. He's not rich, hes slightly overweight, he doesn't have a job (his parents have money but they cut him off from anything other than a place to live). He just doesn't give a fvck.
 
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Oh god that's horrible.

Don't give up dawg. Ever. I stutter so I'm kinda similar and I've stopped giving a **** cuz even then girls over looked it.
 
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Warrior74 said:
Excuse. One of the biggest players I know has terrible psoriasis. you'll never catch him in short sleeves or shorts. He still gets more ass than the toilet seat. hes got a pregnant fiance and chics all over the south east. He's got game baby. He's not rich, hes slightly overweight, he doesn't have a job (his parents have money but they cut him off from anything other than a place to live). He just doesn't give a fvck.
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At least his jaw doesn't click.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Orchard said:
At least his jaw doesn't click.
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Can't go swimming looking like boiled lobster. I'd rather my jaw clicked than look like a burn victim when naked. Ex Fuvking Scuse dammit.
 
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