"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have some Joost invites...

Wyldfire

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It's internet on Demand TV

www.joost.com

If you want an invitation I will hand some out...but this is what I need to enter into the invite form:

First Name:
Last Name:
email address:


I'd suggest making up a name (that is easy to spell and remember but fake) and using or making an email account you don't care about posting on the forum (spam bots search forums for email address to spam)

I'm not going to do this by PM because the PM box here fills up too fast.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wyldfire

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Kev...invite sent...and you're quite welcome.
 

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Nevermind...
 
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