"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i have serious issues

White Boy

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i can't stand listening to other people poop and fart in public restrooms.

it's just groce to me.

is this normal?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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white boy the faggot has full blown AIDS
 

speed dawg

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hahahahaha.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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look at these thirty years olds using the internet like high school girls lol

When i grow up some I hope ill be as cool as you
 

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Look at this 17 year old with AIDS

When he's 30 he'll be a male prostitute living under a bridge

by then he'll smell like sh!t himself so be used to the smell

ewww grocccceeeeeee!

faggot
 

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lol

don't hate me cause you aint me
 

Burroughs

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So you respond to things you ignore? :crackup:

thats how you got AIDS in the first place

faggots like you let dudes sh!t in your mouth....grooocceeeeee!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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White Dude, you need to beat this phobia. It's the only way. Next time you are in the bathroom, and someone is taking a dump and farting, you need to go into the next stall. You need to then put your nose into the other stall and inhale deeply 5 or 6 times. If the other guy asks what you are doing, tell him to mind his own business. Repeat this 5 times, and you will overcome your fear, and no longer be a whining b!tch.
 

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Most public restrooms are gross. I don't really like it either but i just put up with it. Just go in do what you have to do and get out quick. :cool:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Burroughs

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No you were serious white boy

don't backpedal faggot
 
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