"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have had a girlfriend for 3 years, and now she wants to F*@K other guys!

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Judge nismo has seen this sh*t before. Here's some sentences for you.

1. Spin more plates! Always!

2. You're very young.

3. A relationship at age 20 is not an investment. You should be working on getting money.

4. If she wants to f**k other guys, that should tell you that:

a. Women always have options
b. You need to stay attractive and beat her other options
c. You need to keep her interested in you at all times.
d. You can't be a wuss
e. You always have competition from other guys.

5. Count this blessing right now!

Understand that this woman really isn't worth your time and if you're a man, you don't deserve to be cheated on. You'll find a better woman. But for now, let this one go and enjoy your youth some more while you still can.

Case closed.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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