I have figured out who the most hopeless people on earth are

[backbreaker]

After some serious thinking on this issue i have figured out who the most hopeless people are in life.

people who leave comments on porn sites.

1. do you know how much of a beta loser you have to be to give a **** enough about a porn to actually leave a comment on it, most likely with a handle that has your birthday or first name or initials on it so everyone can know you are a porn junkie?

2. lol for S and G's wheni really want to laugh i go to a porn site and just pull up the comments and they like never ever make sense. l,ike a random


"i horny fvck"

is about status quo for a porn comment on a porn site

lol i'm about to go to a porn site right now and just pull the first random porn comment i see

"I'm fvcking my pillow and playin wit myself dis makin me horny as fvck"

like what does this have to do whatsoever with the actual porno i have no idea.


or how about this gem here

:I got massiv *** loads for a hubgry *****..

:crackup:

 

[evansblue]

What about the guys that go to these porn sites specifically to read the comments?

 

[SamTheHobit]

What about the guys that go to these porn sites specifically to read the comments?

Hahahahaha

 

[whosthat]

What about the guys that go to these porn sites specifically to read the comments?

dam you just got him

 

[Hockey Playa]

haha i actually laughed out loud evan

 

[BigJimbo]

What kind of tiger actually READS the comment section from Internet porno video sites and THEN creates an entire thread about them on a pickup site? Well, in the Internet world of teenage boys it is a super wealthy business hot shot with a hot wife and a great life.

Just ONE post gets you these great quotes. Seriously, ONE post:

i was 22 through absolutely nothing other than my sheer determination to see my dream come true I had educated myself, I developed a tireless work ethic,

That's why my wife and I connect on a level that most can't understand it's not about how hot she is and yes she's very hot but she feels and I feel like she is my partner in this **** for the long run

i was 19 years old. we had just gotten our company incorporated like 2 days earlier it was a friday morning.

Give me a good horse race, a cold beer and a nice back rub that's all мне нужно honestly.

Such a full life and you are spending your time reading porno comments and posting threads laughing at those who do the commenting. This is about as bad as those that scream that Obama wants to take all their money from outside their trailer house in Mississippi. I really love how he has to remind you (in the same sentence) that his wife is just not "hot", but "really hot". In case you forgot from a few words earlier.

And before you pick on me...I am no big time rich hot shot. I am simply an American failure who found a better life for himself in a place where all American failures can go to be the "cool kid" - Ukraine. So go ahead and blast me for being pathetic. You are probably right. Isn't that why we are all here? If I was a well-adjusted American I would be out getting the BBQ ready for my 2.5 kids and my swell wife instead of having the runs because I drank some local tap water. So, give it up. We are a community of the below average. We are the fat kid with the lisp. Enjoy it. Who wants the stress of being average to slightly above average? Not me.

 

[search1ng]

Probably one of the handful of Bigjimbo non troll posts.

 

[MaddXMan]

Wait, people actually make exaggerated boasts on the internet?? Weird.

 

[cordoncordon]

What kind of tiger actually READS the comment section from Internet porno video sites and THEN creates an entire thread about them on a pickup site? Well, in the Internet world of teenage boys it is a super wealthy business hot shot with a hot wife and a great life.

Just ONE post gets you these great quotes. Seriously, ONE post:

i was 22 through absolutely nothing other than my sheer determination to see my dream come true I had educated myself, I developed a tireless work ethic,

That's why my wife and I connect on a level that most can't understand it's not about how hot she is and yes she's very hot but she feels and I feel like she is my partner in this **** for the long run

i was 19 years old. we had just gotten our company incorporated like 2 days earlier it was a friday morning.

Give me a good horse race, a cold beer and a nice back rub that's all мне нужно honestly.

Such a full life and you are spending your time reading porno comments and posting threads laughing at those who do the commenting. This is about as bad as those that scream that Obama wants to take all their money from outside their trailer house in Mississippi. I really love how he has to remind you (in the same sentence) that his wife is just not "hot", but "really hot". In case you forgot from a few words earlier.

And before you pick on me...I am no big time rich hot shot. I am simply an American failure who found a better life for himself in a place where all American failures can go to be the "cool kid" - Ukraine. So go ahead and blast me for being pathetic. You are probably right. Isn't that why we are all here? If I was a well-adjusted American I would be out getting the BBQ ready for my 2.5 kids and my swell wife instead of having the runs because I drank some local tap water. So, give it up. We are a community of the below average. We are the fat kid with the lisp. Enjoy it. Who wants the stress of being average to slightly above average? Not me.

Wow, Big J is going after BB now haha. But yeah it is a little strange BB that you are reading comments on a porn site???

BJ that last paragraph by you is actually the first time I read something by you and thought, "that guy sounds kinda interesting, he gets it." You sounded, dare I say....like a guy I would be wanting to have a beer with. So many of your posts have consisted of you putting on this tough guy, macho, and yet VERY odd persona (like your passion for 80's teen shows) that I just had to laugh at them. But that last paragraph? Intriguing. I am not saying I ever would, or even had the need, to run off to the Ukraine to get chicks, but your honesty there was refreshing and the first time I have seen you as a person and not a cartoon character.

 

[speed dawg]

Big Jimbo has been watching too much Fight Club.

 

[Warrior74]

Wow, Big J is going after BB now haha. But yeah it is a little strange BB that you are reading comments on a porn site???

If you knew what I know, you would probably know why. A little thought might shed light on why he would be doing that. But since you guys don't know I guess poking fun is the next best thing.

 

[cordoncordon]

If you knew what I know, you would probably know why. A little thought might shed light on why he would be doing that. But since you guys don't know I guess poking fun is the next best thing.

You make it seem like some sort of double secret probation sting operation haha.


I honestly cannot think of one valid reason to go to porn sites to read the comments, but I'm all ears. Wait, BB did a full spread in JustUsBoys magazine and he was reading the critiques?

 

[Married Buried]

don't hurt backbreakers feelings or else he will make a post about never posting again and then he'll be back in a week.

 

[search1ng]

BB is actually Lex Steel, brahs. He reads comments cause they're like his performance reviews.

 

[don't]

what about losers who post this sort of nonsense about other people that they know nothing about, hmm?

 

[MaddXMan]

I wonder if the comments were read before or after loads were blown

 

[Huffman]

Especially how these people's keyboards must look like...

 

[BigJimbo]

BJ that last paragraph by you is actually the first time I read something by you and thought, "that guy sounds kinda interesting, he gets it." You sounded, dare I say....like a guy I would be wanting to have a beer with. So many of your posts have consisted of you putting on this tough guy, macho, and yet VERY odd persona (like your passion for 80's teen shows) that I just had to laugh at them. But that last paragraph? Intriguing. I am not saying I ever would, or even had the need, to run off to the Ukraine to get chicks, but your honesty there was refreshing and the first time I have seen you as a person and not a cartoon character.

One problem. I wouldn't have a beer with you.

 

[ArcBound]

One problem. I wouldn't have a beer with you.

https://forums.playfire.com/_proxy/...orn.gif&hmac=4e067ccd3024146e18e3b4f6fb647e7e

 

[Down Low]

What kind of tiger actually READS the comment section from Internet porno video sites and THEN creates an entire thread about them on a pickup site? Well, in the Internet world of teenage boys it is a super wealthy business hot shot with a hot wife and a great life.

Just ONE post gets you these great quotes. Seriously, ONE post:

i was 22 through absolutely nothing other than my sheer determination to see my dream come true I had educated myself, I developed a tireless work ethic,

That's why my wife and I connect on a level that most can't understand it's not about how hot she is and yes she's very hot but she feels and I feel like she is my partner in this **** for the long run

i was 19 years old. we had just gotten our company incorporated like 2 days earlier it was a friday morning.

Give me a good horse race, a cold beer and a nice back rub that's all мне нужно honestly.

Such a full life and you are spending your time reading porno comments and posting threads laughing at those who do the commenting. This is about as bad as those that scream that Obama wants to take all their money from outside their trailer house in Mississippi. I really love how he has to remind you (in the same sentence) that his wife is just not "hot", but "really hot". In case you forgot from a few words earlier.

And before you pick on me...I am no big time rich hot shot. I am simply an American failure who found a better life for himself in a place where all American failures can go to be the "cool kid" - Ukraine. So go ahead and blast me for being pathetic. You are probably right. Isn't that why we are all here? If I was a well-adjusted American I would be out getting the BBQ ready for my 2.5 kids and my swell wife instead of having the runs because I drank some local tap water. So, give it up. We are a community of the below average. We are the fat kid with the lisp. Enjoy it. Who wants the stress of being average to slightly above average? Not me.

Hey BJ, how can I become a failure with a hot wife in the Ukraine? I got the failure part down. How about the rest?

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I am not her man. She can't stand the thought of me touching her. She's dripping with other men's semen. She is ashamed to be seen with me. She never misses an opportunity to disrespect me. Everything I do is wrong. I am the problem. She got what she wanted from me. Going away forever will make her happy again.