"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I have allergy on dogs - get off the plane!

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Just watched on Russian news your latest story. Woman told the crew that she has allergy on dogs, and got dragged off the plane by police. NICE! Retarded but whatever.

Hey! It's company's policy not to let you fly if you have allergy, get your retarded ass off the plane, do not endager the lives of other passengers and crew. Damn terrorist!

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was under impression that you can take animals with you on plane trip, you need passport, and a cage, animal goes underneath passenger compartment, to the bottom of the plane, where they store luggage. I don't fly often, in my entire life perhaps 10 times only, and never have I seen an animal along with person on the plane. On train it's a different story, there is no luggage compartment.
 

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what is weird:
- he grabbed her tits
- she fixed her hair in between being moved by policeman

i think he was extremely aggresive saying "go walk" while touching her hits but maybe she was just resisting for attention. i also have allergy on dogs and most animals but i dont cry when im on a board with one, tbh i have one in home
 

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Service animals can be in the cabin.

The whole "the officer was touching her" thing is pointless. Was he supposed to just stand there for hours telling her to get off the plane?

She brought it on herself.
 
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