"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I have a break out on my penis

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About 3 months ago me and my ex had unprotected sex.....she had a yeast infection and i got it....wen i first got it i saw red bumps all over my foreskin and on the head of my penis.....it seems like this keeps coming back........i went back to the clinic a week ago and found out i have it again......but i didnt have sex...wen i first got it there was like a little red rash,and it went away...i've used the medicine for a week and some extra days and now that red rash came back.....what could it be?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Herpes? Why in gods name would you have unprotected sex with her while she had a yeast infection? Go see a DOCTOR!
 
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It's probably herpes. Don't freak out; lots of people have it. In Europe they call it "The Love Bug." Your doctor can write a prescription for Valtrex or Famvir, which help many people quite a bit.
 
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no im saying after we had sex she went to the docter and they saw she had a yeast infection and bacterial vagnosis......i went to the clinic adn they said it was only a yeast infection on me
 
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no im saying after we had sex she went to the docter and they saw she had a yeast infection and bacterial vagnosis......i went to the clinic adn they said it was only a yeast infection on me
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Thank GOD for condoms,this story scares me because I think about un protected sex when the truth is I dont know what the girl has,man I defintely need condoms!

P.S THIS THREAD REALLY HAS ME THINKING!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dip your penis in alcohol, repeat if necessary to kill the germs

then light on fire after dipping to kill the bacteria by heat.

or you could stick it in the microwave after drinking the alcohol.
 
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yes yeast can spread but most men just dont seem to get it that often.
you cant catch bacteria vaginosis because that is what women get in the pelvic area when their ph balance is thrown off by the yeast infections. it means that she needs to take her meds and be well for a few weeks before you have sex again . it also means that she should be wearing cotton underwear, no douche and no bubblebaths if she is prone to these.

if the cream they gave you isnt healing your yeast, go back to the clinic and ask them if there is a pill you can take. i know there is one and all you need is one pill however i never knew a guy that needed to take it.
 
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noviceplaya said:
About 3 months ago me and my ex had unprotected sex.....she had a yeast infection and i got it....wen i first got it i saw red bumps all over my foreskin and on the head of my penis.....it seems like this keeps coming back........i went back to the clinic a week ago and found out i have it again......but i didnt have sex...wen i first got it there was like a little red rash,and it went away...i've used the medicine for a week and some extra days and now that red rash came back.....what could it be?
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It's a time honored tradition for boys with embarassing symptoms to come on sosuave and try to get a diagnosis without having to go to the doctor. However, it's very difficult for people on an internet forum to diagnose you. Thankfully, there is a way, and as always, I'm here to help.

I know this is a little embarassing and even a little uncomfortable, but you must follow these instructions carefully or I cannot diagnose you.

First, you are going to have to disrobe from the waist down. Go ahead and do it right now. We'll wait.

All set? Good.

Now, open the CD drive on your computer. This works best with a DVD burner or CD burner, but really any CD-type drive will do. Go ahead and insert your penis into the CD drive as far as you can. You may have to flatten it quite a bit, and if you are even a little erect this will be a difficult process. Try to think of your grandmother playing baseball; this should simplify the process.

Once you've gotten your penis into the CD drive, press the button to close the drive. The drive will not be able to close all the way, but for an accurate diagnosis it's important to have the drive as closed as possible.

Once you've done all of this, post on this thread and wait for a trained medical para-professional such as myself to complete the diagnosis.
 
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