"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I have a big ****ing problem

08aisaac

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I am out of popcorn, yo.

I thought, get the box of 15, it will last you a while, but you know what?

It didn't last half the month.

I don't know where it all went, but it is ****ing gone.

How do I get the popcorn to like me more? And possibly come back?

I have tried C & F, and ignoring it, but, that doesn't seem to work.

What do you do when you have this problem?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SlyD4rK

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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
YOU FREAKING FORGOT THE KINO DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!
CMON AISSAC08! GAH! ICANT BELIEVE YOU FORGOT THE KINO!!
 

Zod

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Talk to viper, he knows.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Zod
Talk to viper, he knows.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rockon:
 

Big Eee Zee

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so yeah, apparently the high-school board got infected with a severe case of retardia.

spit with towels seems to be the only cure.


(1000 dollars to whoever gets that joke)
 

penkitten

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i am out of chocolate and i think i am going to have withdrawls.
 

Thraxeh

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whats going on ? popcorn ? ur trying to kino the popcorn.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Best friends? NAY

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WHAT AN AFC, I can't believe you didn't stocked up on enough popcorn
READ THE BIBLE YOU FREAKIN NUB, it's all i n there.
 

The Master Disaster

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Try the plant the seed method I hear it works. Make sure you try to ignore it so the seed will grow.
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
so yeah, apparently the high-school board got infected with a severe case of retardia.

spit with towels seems to be the only cure.


(1000 dollars to whoever gets that joke)
score, I just made $1000
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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