as the title states, i hate women and this is why. i was walking out of the gym this morning only to find this couple arguing next to my truck. they had to be mid 20's i guess, decent looking girl and a redneck loser looking guy. they were shouting back and forth, cussing at each other. as i'm walking to my truck i'm thinking "this can't end good because they're right beside my truck and if i say something to either of them i know one of them is going to say something smart to me and i'm not going to take it too well.". sure enough, not a few seconds later the guy grabs the girls arm and slams her against MY truck. i think to myself "oh no you f*cking just didn't do that" and i run over, grab him by the back of his shirt and throw him to the ground. i turn my back to the girl and face the guy and say "who the f*ck do you think you are, that's my truck you stupid mother f*cker!". he goes to get up and as he's doing so he starts cussing me and telling me he's going to beat my @$$(haha riiight). so i take my foot and kick him in the chest to make sure he stays down and rethink his bad decision he's about to make because if he goets up to fight me, i'm going to go ape sh!t on him. out of nowhere i feel something hit me in the back of the neck. it's the stupid @$$ girl hitting me with her purse!!! i turn around to defend myself and i'm like "you stupid b!tch what are you doing?" and she's yelling "leave my boyfriend alone you mother f*cker". the thing is i didn't throw him to the ground to defend her, i did it because of what he did to my truck!! this stupid slut thinks i'm beating up her boyfriend to defend her honor:crackup: white trash relationships...gotta love 'em!!! true story btw!!!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Tiguere said:
oh she still thinks i was defending her honor or some rediculous thing like that and won't hear to the fact that i was retalliating for my truck. they threatened to call the cops and i told them go right ahead, ill show him the dent in the side of my truck and when he asks how it got there i'll tell them your boyfriend was abusing you and i came to the rescue(even though i really didnt) under the good samaritan law. not to mention her assaulting me with a weapon(her purse). they cussed some more, made some other threats, but i ended up leaving and left them there in the parking lot.
5string
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They were probably arguing about when to go to Walmart. Hope yer ok though (and your truck).
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ahhh yes walmart. why is this not advice in the don juan tips section? "feeling bad about yourself? walk into walmart and look at people"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Those fitness centers (24 hour fitness) have some of the most wacked-out people on the planet. The women there think EVERY guy wants them no matter what soooo they treat EVERY guy as their subhuman. I've had my run-ins and ONLY at these fitness places do I find the pinnacle of Amazon woman infestation. They go/work there for the ego.
Dont wanna sound as an immoral man but guys,if you'll ever see any couple arguing or kicking each other just ignore them or call the police.
The b1tch choosed him over many nice guys and deserve the treatment and the jerk is probably doing what her father was supposed to do in past,anyway it's a no win situation if you put step on it.
And dont forget that whatever happen the woman always support who's wrong.
The b1tch choosed him over many nice guys and deserve the treatment and the jerk is probably doing what her father was supposed to do in past,anyway it's a no win situation if you put step on it.
And dont forget that whatever happen the woman always support who's wrong.
I'm in the Mood
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Shouldn't this thread be titled "i hate rednecks..."?
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An Middle-Class yuppie with a biker-type boyfriend would have done the same thing.I'm in the Mood said: