as the title states, i hate women and this is why. i was walking out of the gym this morning only to find this couple arguing next to my truck. they had to be mid 20's i guess, decent looking girl and a redneck loser looking guy. they were shouting back and forth, cussing at each other. as i'm walking to my truck i'm thinking "this can't end good because they're right beside my truck and if i say something to either of them i know one of them is going to say something smart to me and i'm not going to take it too well.". sure enough, not a few seconds later the guy grabs the girls arm and slams her against MY truck. i think to myself "oh no you f*cking just didn't do that" and i run over, grab him by the back of his shirt and throw him to the ground. i turn my back to the girl and face the guy and say "who the f*ck do you think you are, that's my truck you stupid mother f*cker!". he goes to get up and as he's doing so he starts cussing me and telling me he's going to beat my @$$(haha riiight). so i take my foot and kick him in the chest to make sure he stays down and rethink his bad decision he's about to make because if he goets up to fight me, i'm going to go ape sh!t on him. out of nowhere i feel something hit me in the back of the neck. it's the stupid @$$ girl hitting me with her purse!!! i turn around to defend myself and i'm like "you stupid b!tch what are you doing?" and she's yelling "leave my boyfriend alone you mother f*cker". the thing is i didn't throw him to the ground to defend her, i did it because of what he did to my truck!! this stupid slut thinks i'm beating up her boyfriend to defend her honor:crackup: white trash relationships...gotta love 'em!!! true story btw!!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tiguere said:
oh she still thinks i was defending her honor or some rediculous thing like that and won't hear to the fact that i was retalliating for my truck. they threatened to call the cops and i told them go right ahead, ill show him the dent in the side of my truck and when he asks how it got there i'll tell them your boyfriend was abusing you and i came to the rescue(even though i really didnt) under the good samaritan law. not to mention her assaulting me with a weapon(her purse). they cussed some more, made some other threats, but i ended up leaving and left them there in the parking lot.
5string
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They were probably arguing about when to go to Walmart. Hope yer ok though (and your truck).
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ahhh yes walmart. why is this not advice in the don juan tips section? "feeling bad about yourself? walk into walmart and look at people"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Those fitness centers (24 hour fitness) have some of the most wacked-out people on the planet. The women there think EVERY guy wants them no matter what soooo they treat EVERY guy as their subhuman. I've had my run-ins and ONLY at these fitness places do I find the pinnacle of Amazon woman infestation. They go/work there for the ego.
Dont wanna sound as an immoral man but guys,if you'll ever see any couple arguing or kicking each other just ignore them or call the police.
The b1tch choosed him over many nice guys and deserve the treatment and the jerk is probably doing what her father was supposed to do in past,anyway it's a no win situation if you put step on it.
And dont forget that whatever happen the woman always support who's wrong.
The b1tch choosed him over many nice guys and deserve the treatment and the jerk is probably doing what her father was supposed to do in past,anyway it's a no win situation if you put step on it.
And dont forget that whatever happen the woman always support who's wrong.
I'm in the Mood
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Shouldn't this thread be titled "i hate rednecks..."?
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An Middle-Class yuppie with a biker-type boyfriend would have done the same thing.I'm in the Mood said: