I hate myspace

[Charm&Style]

"hey, u wanna hangout sometime? i was thinkin maybe a myspace message date. the after that we can have a myspace marriage, then make profiles for our kids. jk"
or
" u kno, y do those myspace pics make u look way less beautiful than u really r?"
or

" y look ok on myspace, but i find u way more attractive in person"

or

" y kno, i used to have a myspace, but than i found life"

the last one might be a little harsh, but u use watever comes to mind. Mine might suck, but it's not that hard to think of them. lol:rock:

etc.

:crackup:


not bad...i like the last one the best.


tanx

 

[PRMoon]

I know alot of people are on the whole myspace semi internet dating thing these days and I'm not knocking that. If you have sucess dating girls in anyway you should stick with it, whatever floats your boat.

I do think there are far better uses for it however. I personally have not met or dated a single woman on myspace but then again I have better then average sucess dating and getting laid regularly. I stray from the point, over the last month or so I've added multiple nightclubs, local dj's, bars and club promoters to my contacts list. Since then I've more then tripled my number of night club vip entrys, gotten at least twice as many people table service at a reduced rate, been invited to several industry only exclusive events and parties, found out about primium events that I would of easily missed other wise, and on and on and on.

Although at first I didn't catch on to the whole myspace phenomenon but I've got to tell you, it's reved up my social live and standing significantly and in a very short period of time. I got home at 5:30am this morning after a very busy night of meeting and greeting at one party (that had an actual white tiger in the front lawn), two premium nightclubs, two bars, and one afterhours club breifly. My running mate and my cell phones were literally exploding with people calling us for services renderd this upcoming week. We're actaully concidering starting our own nightlife concierge service.

I'm sure that myspace has many practical options besides dating. Just a thought.

In addition to this I've begun promoting some of the clubs I work for with a myspace page. It's easier to "flier" the guest lists and table service to a few hundred or thousand people and get sign ups that way. I made close to 700 dollars in bottle service in three days and I did almost nothing. I can't even imagine how much I'm going to get paid this upcoming saturday for my two week guest list turn in. I'm thinkin it's gonna be over 3 grand though.

Translation: I'M RICH BIATCH

 

[Charm&Style]

In addition to this I've begun promoting some of the clubs I work for with a myspace page. It's easier to "flier" the guest lists and table service to a few hundred or thousand people and get sign ups that way. I made close to 700 dollars in bottle service in three days and I did almost nothing. I can't even imagine how much I'm going to get paid this upcoming saturday for my two week guest list turn in. I'm thinkin it's gonna be over 3 grand though.

Translation: I'M RICH BIATCH

Back when i promoted parties, myspace made my job hella easy. But other than that its wack :moon: