"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I hate every one of you.

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eaglez1177 said:
Lol yet another idiot who signs up on this forum just to give themselves an ego boost. No one cares if you have all the answers because they've already been said a million fvcking times on this forum. Anyone with half a brain would "know all the answers" if they lurked around on here.

Stick to your dream job in a fvcking diner. Lmao

Really bad.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ReallyGood said:
Justifying his fear and laziness.
I'll substitute your post "Women ain't that complicated, just do this and this". with "being rich ain't hard, just know the formula and you're laughing", to the guys who got laid off, see how many positive responses I get.

You are being ignorant and narrow minded.
 

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Really bad.
Lol really bad? More like the truth hurts.
 

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I don't get it buddy. Why do you care? Don't you realize that most of the people here WILL NOT lift a finger to help themselves? They're here because they want somebody ELSE to "fix" them.
Give them a program, a way to help themselves, an structured plan and they won't even consider it. Give them an inspirational speech and they will cry in glee because somebody might have fixed them (Man! Awesome words!!; You're my hero!!; So very true!!; I'll internalize this precious wisdom!), but they quickly find out that nothing really happened.They will just hate themselves a little more and wait for the next speech...or they can post a thread about how much of a failure they are in order to get some attention nobody is giving them.
I like this a lot.So true with pook and fingers and all the other sosuave heroes .
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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So this forum is seperated by 2 groups

One group is dumb

The other is dumb and semi-trolling on this forum.
 

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ReallyGood said:
So this forum is seperated by 2 groups

One group is dumb

The other is dumb and semi-trolling on this forum.
do you mean it's separated into 2 groups, or separated by 2 groups?

lol... learn english dumbass. You want to teach everyone but you can't even get your syntax straight. :)
 

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omkara said:
do you mean it's separated into 2 groups, or separated by 2 groups?

lol... learn english dumbass. You want to teach everyone but you can't even get your syntax straight. :)
Don't forget the grammar faggots who fail in the real world and try to be superior on the internet by pointing out grammar mistakes a normal non-faggot person wouldnt bother pointing out.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm
 

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Come on, dude. Good grammar makes chicks wet.
 

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Come on, dude. Good grammar makes chicks wet.
It's those of us who pay attention to the smallest of details who rise above mediocrity.

Being grammatically sound may seem petty but it teaches a very valuable lesson.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The new things I have learned by wasting my time reading this thread: 0.

The amount of it written in the DJBible: 100%.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
It's those of us who pay attention to the smallest of details who rise above mediocrity.

Being grammatically sound may seem petty but it teaches a very valuable lesson.
I'm somewhat anal about it myself, but I dont give a rats ass if someone else doesn't use 'proper english.' Unless of course, its 'ghetto speak,' or totally retarded. Busting on someone for spelling a word or two wrong, is pretty douchy to me, though.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
It's those of us who pay attention to the smallest of details who rise above mediocrity.

Being grammatically sound may seem petty but it teaches a very valuable lesson.

Do they teach you that in Douchebag Camp?
 

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^Wtf what are you 12? Grow the fvck up and grow a pair.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ReallyGood said:
You guys suck
I love attention, too, bro!

Do you just listlessly jack yourself to this thread all day?
 
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