i harshly AMOG-ed a bodybuilder

[Soprano]

this just goes to show that you shouldnt let the physical size of someone else intimidate you, because big arms or not, a ***** is still a biiitch.

now i am a pretty big dude myself im a football player i usually dont get stuff like this but last weekend i did he was a lot bigger than me.

i was kinda drunk but i was chatting up a hot blonde and some huge 3% body fat lookin bodybuilder lookin motherfxcker in a gay ass skin-tight black shirt leans on the table, interrupts our convo and he says something like "damn why arent you with a real man like me" to her

he was so corny her and i both couldnt help but laugh, i kinda stumped him with some steroid joke, he started tripping over his words and i just put on a straight face and said "***** go to your room!".... i was expectin somethin... but then his eyes kinda started darting around....AND THE DUDE PUT HIS HEAD DOWN AND WALKED AWAY :crackup::crackup::crackup:

he looked like his dog died or somethin, not the reaction i was expecting. everyone who saw/heard started laughing

he was sulking in a booth with some friends the rest of the night :crackup: i almost felt bad

her and i left he was still there, i winked at him as i was headin past him to the door and he darted his eyes and looked away. he had the body of a mr olympia but the heart of napoleon dynamite :crackup:

i was too drunk to fxck her when we got to my place but i did get some head

anyway the lesson is dont be intimidated by other dudes because theyre bigger or whatever whatever, keep your game in tact

 

[belividere]

You pulled it off one time. Great.

I'm pushing a 190 and probably 20% bf, someone calls me a ***** and they're getting rolled. Honestly, I have no clue where you guys are coming from but every bull**** amog tactic that I read on here wouldn't actually work in most real life situations. Maybe I should rock the suburban teenage crowd a little harder.

On the other hand I have disqualified a number of girls who just wanted attention from guys who had the balls to try whatever. What I'm getting at is that you might have pulled it off once but you never know what you're in for the next time.

 

[MacDiddy]

He kinda helped you out with the corny line... But what exactly did you say to him, amog wise?

 

[LionOne]

"damn why arent you with a real man like me"

This is kinda like a shít-test, just coming from a man.

The girl will notice how you respond and this is the time to either build more attraction or loose it.

There are a few smooth ways to get rid of amogs. First is to set the "you are gay"-frame. Not too good against huge guys A lot better is "you are looking for validation"-frame. In this frame you can comment like "man, you don't have to prove us anything". Then ignore him totally. If it continues then touch his bicept and comment "wow, how big arms. Man i'm sure you will find some girl and caveman her to your home." Then ignore him totally. If he continues, just stay in the frame "Hey, we noticed you already. Can't you see we are busy? Be cool and go buy yourself a beer before everyone thinks you are some weirdo."

There is power in totally ignoring someone. It makes them look like they are trying too hard, which is true anyway. It also gives them a chance to retreat from the situation and "save their face". If they fail to use that chance then you can freely make them look like total dumbasses.

You handled the situation well. He asked for that. First some joke to put him down. After this it's smooth to ignore the AMOG and return to convo. In your case he just went on and you had to give the final touch. "***** go to your room!" gives the right message. Personally I would first use the "man, you look like a retard"-look, shake my head and give a little sigh.

I prefer going the smooth way first, you never know if the other guy is on drugs or crazy from stroids. But the point is, never let other guy disrespect you or everyone else will disrespect you also.

 

[Babnik]

I'd punch you in the face for that since I BB as well. And you could either be a wuss and call the tops, or take it like a man and then leave.

Seriously, if you have a great muscular body, most people will automatically respect you.

 

[Scought]

Personally, I would act like I enjoyed him coming over and act like we were buddies.

Basically, I wouldn't let the other person see my sweat it. It's a different tactic but I would try and take him down more subtly and humorously, where only the girl and I know that he is being made fun of.

"hey man, how are you? Great shirt you got on, I almost got my little brother that. We were just talking about all the guys in here that dress the same. It's kinda weird, huh?"

He'll say something Then you can come back (acting friendly) look towards teh girl and say "yeah, you're right. I see how its annoying when people interrupt conversations."

"All right man, see ya later, good luck."

Take the girl and walk away.

Different approach. But I like to laugh, and disarm the people.

However, I have done my fair share of more aggressive convos to get guys away.

Keep in mind, if a girl easily loses her attention to another guy just cause he walked up, really tells you a lot about the girl, and suggests she isn't worth the time. Keep it as a way to test her. Not all hot girls have to be girls you want to game.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

I'd punch you in the face for that since I BB as well. And you could either be a wuss and call the tops, or take it like a man and then leave.

Seriously, if you have a great muscular body, most people will automatically respect you.

I was thinking on the same line myself, why didn't he punch him out if he was a real man and more powerfully built. :box: :yes:

 

[Kwello]

Story sounds almost made up... I don't know anyone that would just walk away after that, let alone a big guy.

 

[Soprano]

i didnt expect him to walk away either. i dont usually post stories on here but that night was so wierd i had to

maybe his daddy used to tell him to go to his room after he beat him with an extension cord and i triggered old memories?


:crackup:

i was expecting him to kick some cheesy 80's action movie "you wanna take this outside bud??"

 

[white sox bill]

Soprano as a competitive BB myself (5'8" 225 bulked, now 210 low BF) I say "Good for you man". That idiot got what he deserved. I can't understand why guys who BB think they have the right to act like this and get away w/it.
It gives the good humble ones a bad rap

 

[ValleyDJing]

Story sounds almost made up... I don't know anyone that would just walk away after that, let alone a big guy.

Because if somebody called the cops on him, then that dude would probably end up getting his s.hit pushed in by some dude named Bubba in jail and have to undergo years of emotional therapy. Kinda smart on the part of the big guy actually.

Somebody punches me for simply talking...I'm calling the cops. I might sue the s.hit outta you too, and laugh at your broke ass walking down the street towards the bus stop when I cruise by in my Benz after you lose the court battle.

 

[bigjohnson]

Size doesn't matter so much in a real fight anyway - maybe he knew that. It's not like real life has rules and weight classes and refs. It has eye gouging and kicking and clubs and knives and sometimes guns. Bleeding and death and broken bones and teeth.

Fun. Wooo.

 

[DJDamage]

Personally, I would act like I enjoyed him coming over and act like we were buddies.

I would do that as well just to ease him up a bit where he will be saying (why is he so nice to me, he should be pissed) but then I would AMOG him back by saying in front of an audience:

"OK mr alpha male, show me how its done! pick her up!"

the guy would be pissing in his pants.

Keep in mind, if a girl easily loses her attention to another guy just cause he walked up, really tells you a lot about the girl, and suggests she isn't worth the time. Keep it as a way to test her. Not all hot girls have to be girls you want to game.

I think you can also reframe it by pointing a finger in your direction and acknowledge that maybe someone else's game was tighter tonight. Beside's if you got a tight game its no big deal since you should already be planning to hook up with the other girls you got or its a blessing to now have more free time to sarge new girls.

 

[bigjohnson]

OK, call me a coward but I try to deflect this sort of thing with humor.

EX1:
Me: [Never taking my eyes off her] Did you just hear someone fart?

EX2:
Me: [Looking around the room real fast then back to her] "Did you order a big pile of horsecrap? ..... No?"

Optionally - [Glance at him] "Wrong table." [Look back to her]


Defuse it by saying something dismissive and ignoring or minimizing the interruption. He's not important enough to acknowledge. On with the night.

YMMV.

PS - Glad it worked out for you though.