"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hadn't shaved, smelt of cigarettes and yet....

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...I fvcked her in the back of her BMW Tues night.

I didn't care wether I banged her or not. Perhaps this is why i did, as I gave off a "don't give a fvck" attitude.

Her words: "You are so Alpha".

Oh, she's married, my age and from what she told me her husband is a complete AFC.

I am not a true Alpha yet and prone to AFC...but only where I actually give a fvck about the girl does the AFCness creep in.

A message here I guess.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Falcon25

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Congrats on the herpes! And hope that Beta husband doesn't pack any heat. haha
 

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Falcon25 said:
Congrats on the herpes! And hope that Beta husband doesn't pack any heat. haha
Wore my rain-jacket.
 

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Just be careful bro. Married women are no good. Its got to be a one and done type of deal.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Zunder

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Falcon25 said:
Just be careful bro. Married women are no good. Its got to be a one and done type of deal.
I'm not serious about her. And she told me she just needs a man to fvck her as her husband does not...she does not want a relationship.
 

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Been there done that, but don't get yourself pulled into any family drama. I agree with the person who said that married women should be ONSs only.
 

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"...In short, man can and ought to be a hero."

Your idea of being a hero is smelling bad and messing with another man's wife?

OK, good luck with that.
 

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bmp2cpm said:
"...In short, man can and ought to be a hero."

Your idea of being a hero is smelling bad and messing with another man's wife?

OK, good luck with that.
Oh - we have a Mr Morals onboard.
Welcome.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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true, the herp, like crabs, can be transmitted by general pubic area contact, unlike most other STDs. Not to mention orally, but that's another story.
 

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BMW is a great choice. Hope it is a 6 or 7 or an old serie 3 cabrio.
:)
careful with married women, moreover if you shall doubtness meet again...
 

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Zunder said:
Her words: "You are so Alpha".
Are you sure it wasn't some PUA with manboobs and feminine peacocking apparell? Who the hell talks like that except us?
 
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