Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I had sex with girl twice, and then was LJBF'd.

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Why bother? With the way things are these days, chicks have become dudes, with some using guys for sex and then stopping contact. Puzzy is the next most abundant commodity on earth next to water. Some are pump and dump material anyways. This one sounds like the type.

Keep on rippin' and tearin' some strange.

Yer pal,

Hedo Rick
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a Hoe Leaves Your A$$, Don’t Try to Figure It Out

“All women are fickle. Hoes are no different. Women function on 99.9% emotions. B*tches leave for the dumbest reasons or no reason at all. Least of all the reason you think it is. And I’ll tell you something else, if you know why the hoe left, you weren’t pimpin’. If a real pimp spots a problem he’s obligated to solve it. That’s why when a hoe leaves you’re not suppose to know why.”-Rosebudd the American Pimp by John D!ckson
 
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I can't even begin to list all the wrong things you did. It's like a nightmare movie. Just call it quits. This girl will use you for an emotional tissue, dump you in the toilet and flush your confidence away.

What you can take out of this is that, at least you got to have sex twice with her and it wasn't half bad. Now move on to the next woman and try not to act needy or desperate just because you had sex with her.
 

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Rosebudd Explains the Quote

PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Keep posting this and I'll keep trying to rep it haha. Great quote. Unfortunately I'm always in LTRs so the truth is I'm NOT pimping :/ But I try to adopt the mindset anyway.
Go to 19:49 of the clip and Rosebudd elaborates on this piece of game.

http://ia600408.us.archive.org/32/items/TariqNasheedMackLessonsRadio5057/macklessonsradio54.mp3

The second Rosebudd interview Episode #334-"The Return Of Rosebudd" (interview) http://macklessonsradio.com/index/episode-334-the-return-of-rosebudd-interview-
 
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