I had boring sex.

[Vice]

haha, so me and this girl are romping around, and before you know it clothes are off and we're doing the dirty dirty!

Anyway, I went soft INSIDE OF HER!!

Might have been the condom making me lose all feeling, or the position we were in, but I wasn't having much fun. I was actually getting quite bored.

So we figure that she has to suck on it a bit to get it hard, but no go.

So I was like "forget it" and we put our clothes back on.

Then my dad came home LOL. perfect timing.

I threw the condom in my bathroom wastebasket... I came back later that night and it was gone. I guess my parents know that their ex-geek 17 year old is banging girls in his room when they're not home! (They were acting kinda weird lately, and pissed off at me for not answering their phone calls when I was at home. my phone was on vibrate in my pants, so i had no idea they called.)

Anyway, so all we did was romp around, and neither of us got off. A shame too.

Anyone want to help me out here? I want this chick but she's so boring in bed! lol i want to try a new position with her, because she was on top, and I didnt even know that i was inside of her until I asked her. i didn't feel much either. wtf

 

[Magma]

Happens to the best of us. When this has happened to me in the past, it's usually from what you describe: being bored.

How adventurous is she? Is she open to suggestion? I would try to open her up to new possibilities and environments in which to have sex. I know you're still in HS and don't really have your own place, but perhaps try and find a new place to bone her (i.e. bent over the kitchen counter or the arm of the couch).

How much do you focus on foreplay? If you're not spending enough time on the foreplay, boring and predictable sex will make it difficult for you to maintain an erection.

I have some good material that I'm going to send you. Hope it helps.

 

[Vice]

Happens to the best of us. When this has happened to me in the past, it's usually from what you describe: being bored.

How adventurous is she? Is she open to suggestion? I would try to open her up to new possibilities and environments in which to have sex. I know you're still in HS and don't really have your own place, but perhaps try and find a new place to bone her (i.e. bent over the kitchen counter or the arm of the couch).

How much do you focus on foreplay? If you're not spending enough time on the foreplay, boring and predictable sex will make it difficult for you to maintain an erection.

I have some good material that I'm going to send you. Hope it helps.

Foreplay isn't a problem at all, I think I spent like 20-30 minutes just fingering her to the point where she wasn't even kissing me anymore, her mouth was just sitting over mine with her eyes closed! lol

What about in my car, and going in from the back?

And go ahead and send me whatever you're going to send me! I really appreciate it!

My email is <address removed> , just in case whatever you're going to send me isn't PMable.

 

[Magma]

I'm heading out the door right now. I'll ship it later.

Peace!

 

[Vice]

What is "sex"?

Sincerely, The SoSuave Forum

To engage in sexual intercourse.

 

[DonGorgon]

Diet. sleep . attraction, mood, streeslevel... excessive masterbation..

 

[DJDamage]

If she is boring then either guide her by telling her what you like, take control and treat her like a piece of property or go online and find porn scenes you really like and email it to her and write "lets reenact those scenes ourselves next time".

 

[DonJuan11]

haha, so me and this girl are romping around, and before you know it clothes are off and we're doing the dirty dirty!

Anyway, I went soft INSIDE OF HER!!

Might have been the condom making me lose all feeling, or the position we were in, but I wasn't having much fun. I was actually getting quite bored.

So we figure that she has to suck on it a bit to get it hard, but no go.

So I was like "forget it" and we put our clothes back on.

Anyway, so all we did was romp around, and neither of us got off. A shame too.

Anyone want to help me out here? I want this chick but she's so boring in bed! lol i want to try a new position with her, because she was on top, and I didnt even know that i was inside of her until I asked her. i didn't feel much either. wtf

I had the exact same problem. I was OK without the condom but as soon as I tried to put it on, it was a no go. She tried giving me a handjob but I couldn't get it going and was fairly bored too the first time. Thing is, she didn't kiss at all during the act which kind of pissed me off but what can you do. I think next time I might tell her "leave the clothes on so I can rip them off" like they do in Basic Instinct, that may get it up faster...LOL.

 

[wolf116]

She wasn't boring, you were! If you want a new position, move her into that position. If you are not hard or horny enough, it's your problem, not hers, sounds like performance anxiety.

Talk dirty, pull the back of her hair, mop her out, watch a porno together, etc.

Also sounds like you have a low sex drive. Fix it!

 

[AgentRice]

so she didnt give you head?

wtf??

 

[DeConte]

perhaps you should learn the proper way to make love to a woman

 

[Vice]

She wasn't boring, you were! If you want a new position, move her into that position. If you are not hard or horny enough, it's your problem, not hers, sounds like performance anxiety.

Talk dirty, pull the back of her hair, mop her out, watch a porno together, etc.

Also sounds like you have a low sex drive. Fix it!

lol how would i fix a low sex drive?? her last day in the state is tomorrow, i want to give it to her by then!!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Go get some viagra and let us know how it works.

This type of story is all you need to tell your doctor in order to get the little blue pills, right? I don't need them or anything. Hell, I got a raging boner from holding hands with a girl today.

I'm just curious what it's like to have sex after popping some viagra.

 

[wolf116]

lol how would i fix a low sex drive?? her last day in the state is tomorrow, i want to give it to her by then!!

Mostly exercise, diet and lifestyle choices.

But you are the man, your supposed to rock her world. It's awesome when they take control every now and then. But at a young age you will have to do all the work.

If your really horny, she will get horny. And when she gets horny, you will get even hornier. See you feed off of each other. If for what ever reason one of you isn't feeling it, it will break the cycle.

Just concentrate on getting really horny yourself, tell her to do all the things you like. Just the act of you getting horny will turn her on.

 

[jcap]

men are suppose to lead

you are the boring person.


kettle calling a stainless steel pot black

silly kids

 

[Vice]

Foreplay isn't a problem at all, I think I spent like 20-30 minutes just fingering her to the point where she wasn't even kissing me anymore, her mouth was just sitting over mine with her eyes closed! lol

What about in my car, and going in from the back?

And go ahead and send me whatever you're going to send me! I really appreciate it!

My email is , just in case whatever you're going to send me isn't PMable.

Mod, please remove my email from this post. Thank you.

 

[Quiksilver]

Put some Killswitch on and start tearin her up. Girls like passion and fire in their man, not a sex bot.