I guess the hamster gets horny too

[MOTU]

I have always made casual references about strip clubs to my gf. So last night bottoms up by Van Halen comes on the radio and I refer to it as "the ultimate strip club song". Gf says she wouldn't know, and that she's not terribly fond of strip clubs that they are "sad". So I tease her a bit and playfully say "how can boobies be sad"? She then then tells me that she used to have a strong opinion about men that visited "those places" but that obviously I do go and I don't fit that mold, so it caused her some kind of disconnect and she wasn't sure what to think or how she felt about it.

I continue being playful about men like boobies then she says "well I guess I don't care if you go but I just don't want you to touch another naked woman". So I reply, with a sh!t eating grin, "so I guess you won't be buying me any lap dances... let me get you a pen and paper so you can write the rules down. Maybe if the chick is super hot I should have to close one eye too". She grins too a little embarrassed and says "well if I am not worth it" and I interrupt her and laugh and kiss her. She keeps smiling, sheepishly. We move on to another topic.

So later in bed, as I was giving her an anal pounding while holding her hair bunched up in my fist, she says, between moans "I want you to take me to a strip club. I want to see you get a lap dance". Haha! So I dirty talk her about it then give her the nut. So after, she says "I am serious, I want you to take me" and I said "nah, I don't think you would be much fun"....

Haha, anyway, I guess even the hamster gets horny.

 

[logicallefty]

lol funny story, OP. I took an ex to the strip club a few times. Normally the club I hit had bare nude ladies, like no panties bare nude. One night none of them took off their panties for some reason so I refused to tip. My ex got so pi$$ed at me "those girls work hard you need to tip them!". I said "I ain't tipping sh|t until I see their vertical smiles!!" She got on me about this for a couple years after, told me how much of a POS I was to go to strip clup and not tip. :crackup:


You should take your woman... just go out in the parking lot and have her svck you off and splooge all over her face and come back in all glooped up and sticky

 

[The Duke]

I have always made casual references about strip clubs to my gf. So last night bottoms up by Van Halen comes on the radio and I refer to it as "the ultimate strip club song". Gf says she wouldn't know, and that she's not terribly fond of strip clubs that they are "sad". So I tease her a bit and playfully say "how can boobies be sad"? She then then tells me that she used to have a strong opinion about men that visited "those places" but that obviously I do go and I don't fit that mold, so it caused her some kind of disconnect and she wasn't sure what to think or how she felt about it.

I continue being playful about men like boobies then she says "well I guess I don't care if you go but I just don't want you to touch another naked woman". So I reply, with a sh!t eating grin, "so I guess you won't be buying me any lap dances... let me get you a pen and paper so you can write the rules down. Maybe if the chick is super hot I should have to close one eye too". She grins too a little embarrassed and says "well if I am not worth it" and I interrupt her and laugh and kiss her. She keeps smiling, sheepishly. We move on to another topic.

So later in bed, as I was giving her an anal pounding while holding her hair bunched up in my fist, she says, between moans "I want you to take me to a strip club. I want to see you get a lap dance". Haha! So I dirty talk her about it then give her the nut. So after, she says "I am serious, I want you to take me" and I said "nah, I don't think you would be much fun"....

Haha, anyway, I guess even the hamster gets horny.

Great example of why you should take what a woman says with a grain of salt! They make no sense.....ever.