"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I guess burrough decided to comment on IMDB regarding the new ghostbuster cast

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ghostbusters died with Harold Ramis

but the hardcore Ghostbusters fans are going to nerd hate the new female cast so hard,lol I am a big fan of the first movie.
 

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He was busted by Zool and Slimer.

The thread is also hilarious:

There is so much wrong with your post that I wouldn't even know where to begin. So I shall just say nothing and note your post as an example of the sort of thing that I am fighting against for these that are forever coming at me...


Coming this fall to the CW it's "Super Social Justice Warrior" staring Bobby Tomlinson as Mitch Susanson a mild mannered Starbucks barista who at night fights against evil misogyny by removing his backbone and wielding his mighty keyboard of justice. Beware cisgendered males with bad punctuation, Super Social justices warrior's keyboard has extra period power. Take that patriarchy..
 

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LiveFreeX said:
Coming this fall to the CW it's "Super Social Justice Warrior" staring Bobby Tomlinson as Mitch Susanson a mild mannered Starbucks barista who at night fights against evil misogyny by removing his backbone and wielding his mighty keyboard of justice. Beware cisgendered males with bad punctuation, Super Social justices warrior's keyboard has extra period power. Take that patriarchy..
:crackup:

I remember when we used to have posts like that on this board. Then, a certain loveshack transplant and other assorted trolls unleashed a coordinated cyber-nagging attack on the board's moderators and got all the funny posters banned. So now we dwell in mediocrity..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bokanovsky said:
:crackup:

I remember when we used to have posts like that on this board. Then, a certain loveshack transplant and other assorted trolls unleashed a coordinated cyber-nagging attack on the board's moderators and got all the funny posters banned. So now we dwell in mediocrity..
Busted him for what?

Yes feels there is a huge void in the forum now. I'm not one for political threads, but can't help but notice there's a phenomenon sweeping the net; anyone who voices an anti-PC opinion is quickly beat down, silenced and banned. Free speech or what?
 
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