"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is what a chick just wrote to me on myspace. We hung out three times (only one was a real date) had intercourse the second time and fooled around the third time. (I slept over both times)

"I just wanted to let you know that I'm not in a good place to date anyone right now. I have a lot on my mind and many things I need to work on."


I am not upset because my IL dropped to about 25% after our last meeting, I never called her since Friday and kind of acted uninterested.

I wonder if she dumped me first because she knew what was coming.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bleh, just cut all contact.
 
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She is bowing-out, because all she really wanted was some meaningless nookie. Don't take it personal, bud. At least you got some. She is nothing but a man-collector. Move on, and sever contact......NEXT!
 
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she bailed because the sex sucked.

no offense man, but if you had rocked her world she wouldn't be bailing on you.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Nouse4one said:
What is IL?
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Interest Level.

And I have to agree with Joekerr, she bailed because you probably hit that thing too soft.

Make it hurt, just a little. Make it memorable even for the next guy to plug her.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
Interest Level.

And I have to agree with Joekerr, she bailed because you probably hit that thing too soft.

Make it hurt, just a little. Make it memorable even for the next guy to plug her.
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We only had sex the one time. I tried to go down on her, but she stunk a little down there.

She was not that good herself and I am not sure if I agree with your comments.
 
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Negligence of feminine hygiene- is a poor excuse for tuna fish. Try an asian girl- they never stink down there(mama taught them all to clean their coochie 3x daily)......yeah, that girl sure needed to, "work on herself!"
 
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My guess is that she didn't orgasm.

Did you pull her hair? Grab/spank her ass? Tell her dirty things in her ear? Hit it doggystyle while playing with her ****? Tease her with shallow penetration? Ram it in good? Did you flip her around? Initiate change in positions? Grab/suck/bite the titties? Choke and then punch her in the ribs? (woops..that only works for the super-hoes)

Meh.. sounds like there just wasnt much chemistry. Plus she has fish-crotch. Ultimately not worth sweating over.

NEXT!
 
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Chickspeak:
"I just wanted to let you know that I'm not in a good place to date anyone right now. I have a lot on my mind and many things I need to work on."

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There's no way I can tolerate a typical clingy wuss borefriend. If you are at my house all the time, you will get annoying. However, if you don't bother me about it, we can still have sex occasionally.

Reply to her that you were thinking the exact same thing, and that you are glad she feels that way. Play it right, and you leave open a good chance of a booty call sometime down the road.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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mahon83050 said:
We only had sex the one time. I tried to go down on her, but she stunk a little down there.

She was not that good herself and I am not sure if I agree with your comments.
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Well then be more forthcoming with what happened. If she smelled like two badgers doing jui-jitsu in her snatch then you had better leave that sh!t alone.

If she isn't any good in the sack do away with her. And what the fvck are you doing on goddamned MySpace hunting chicks anyway? You live in the woods in Kentucky?
 
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Well then be more forthcoming with what happened. If she smelled like two badgers doing jui-jitsu in her snatch then you had better leave that sh!t alone.

If she isn't any good in the sack do away with her. And what the fvck are you doing on goddamned MySpace hunting chicks anyway? You live in the woods in Kentucky?
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Yea, I really do not care that she got rid of me, the feeling was mutual. I wasn't very aggressive in bed either. Anyways, when you are not really into eating snatch and the girl has no boobs, your options are limited.

I met this chick through myspace because we had a mutual friend on our friend list. Where I live in NJ sucks and there is nothing going on. If it were not for myspace, I never would of gotten laid in the first place.
 
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