"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sammo

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Originally posted by DJ Hawtness
Wtf? He isn't no "better man", he's a little backstabber who prowls on other people's girls.

If that were me, that dude would be embarassed. I wouldn't fight him over the girl, I'd just take his date.

If he didn't have one, I'd make out with all of the friend's of the girl in front of her, etc.

Women don't think that this is "lame." They get jealous QUICK cuz you're macking on her friends.

Put her in your shoes. Let's say a girl was on to you, and you liked everything about her. All of a sudden, she's making out, etc., with all of YOUR friends. Will you get jealous? Most likely. ;)
He is the better man because HE got the girl and not the thread starter. There for he macked her harder.

If he couldnt get her, what in the world makes you think that he can get the friends.

Also, whats your motive to arouse jelousy in a girl? Revenge?

Think about whats really important man.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You got to get rid of this ***** man. She is no good for you if she is going to making out with other guys, unless if you are just in it for the sex. In that case, nail her and move on with your life.
 

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An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

I am saddened to see how many retards have replied to this post. Honestly, you're really dumb. He got beat by a better man. There was no cheating or whatnot. She wasn't his, he wasn't good enough, he lost.

Yes, you did get wtfbbqpwned. Now learn from it.
 

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You guys are weird. You're just trying to act like "the better guy" until this stuff actually happens to you.

You're not playing anyone but yourselves. None of us are retards because we are ALL entitled to our opinions.

However...

We are talking about prom here, so THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT IMPORTANT.

Learn from that. =/
 

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What's important is he sat around like a chump and watched a better guy move in and get what he wanted.

The best bet is to write it off as a learning experience and to get on with life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LikRetsam

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Originally posted by DJ Hawtness
happens to you.
Correction, it doesn't happen to us. It did happen to us, but now? No.
 

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Originally posted by PiHiPlaya
you were planning on it. Dude, he who hesitates, masturbates.

That's your damn fault for not grabbing your balls and making a move.
:crackup: :up: Awesome!
 

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Originally posted by PiHiPlaya
What's important is he sat around like a chump and watched a better guy move in and get what he wanted.

The best bet is to write it off as a learning experience and to get on with life.
K, that I agree with.

I'm done, laterz.
 

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Originally posted by big_jeffry
hey the other night, at the prom, I was at the afterparty, i was goign to make out with my date, and some suave mother____ comes in and starts making out with her in front of me. I felt like I got owned and I feel so bad. Apparently they were "only friends". I don't want this to happen again. Any tips?
aahaha.. no offense but the way you posted this kinda amused me
 

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1. You are a DJ. DJs never get owned by women. Change the thread title to "I realised how much of a hoe my girl was"

2. Learn from it. I have realised that there are Djs who go for the girls and there are vultures who go after other guys spoils. When you get a hot girl there will be other guys who try to follow you and will try to steal your girl.

3. Learn to deal with situations like this. You should have not walked away you should have stopped her and let her know exactly what you think of her. That would more then likely fuk up her flow for the night because she wont be able to get over the fact that you dont respect her anymore and will probably spread the truth about her around.

I have had something almost similar happen to me where I approached a girl at a club and was with her then some guys came over and started 'chatting' to her. At the time I was AFC and just stood there because I could not think of anything to say.

Nowadays I would be like "She is lovely isnt she?" Then put my arm around her and completely ****block the conversation by forcing them to talk to me (I might even try to get them to get both of us a drink :crackup: and whisper things in her ear about how these guys are loosers!)

The important thing however is not to get into a fight over a girl. It just is not worth it. You get killed, she finds another guy and bangs his brains out. :mad:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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