"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I Got CB'd by the Bartender...

Solomon

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This story is kinda funny (this is something these PUA/fake ass Guru's will never tell their students but it happens, even to them)

I'm at the bar just talking to this black hottie. I'm qualfying her, using my wing as DHV and Social Proof, and just checking her vibe. I can see it in her eyes she is trying to make up her mind about it. I'm just about to go for it all of a sudden the bartender whips out her phone and sticks it in her face, and it's a text that say's


Hey don't give him your number, he is no good​

^^ROFL, I was amazed honestly, it doesn't help that I was bent, I mean I tipped the bartender 25% (8 dollar drink, 2 dollar tip).

oh well you live and you learn......
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lmfao are you fvcking joking? I'm willing to bet that the bartender was jealous that you weren't hitting on her!:crackup:
 

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Wow, I think I know her!

Did you try to turn it around? What did the HB do after that?
 

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So the bartender Demonstrated Higher Value, and she saw it and didn't give you her number?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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