"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got caught

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I got caught playing Sonic CD on my netbook in class while waiting for the professor. I sit in the second row in my class and all the hot girls sit behind me. They saw me playing the classic Sonic the Hedgehog game from 1993.

My reputation is ruined. What should I do to redeem myself?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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PDubb75 said:
Redeem yourself??? That game is awesome!

Yeah...For little kids. I'm 21 now.
 

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You should come into class tomorrow wearing some cool sunglasses and a slick leather jacket. Then you nod at the professor and say, "What's up, Teach?" Then you find the hottest group of girls in class, and lay right across their desks. Don't sit. I literally mean LAY.

The sheer alpha-ness of your presence will erase all memories of today's terrible video game disaster.

This is the only path to redemption.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SeymourCake said:
Yeah...For little kids. I'm 21 now.
Heh... I'm 25. Not even a video game nerd. Or a nerd at all. Those classic games are where it's at.

You don't need to redeem yourself. Are you planning to game these girls? If not, then who cares? And also... why the hell not?

And if you are gonna try to game them, there are so many ways to play it. In the slim chance they even bring it up, just go along with it. Don't curl up into a ball thinking your chances are ruined. I know guys that would do something like this on purpose to get a girls attention. Relax.
 

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PDubb75 said:
Heh... I'm 25. Not even a video game nerd. Or a nerd at all. Those classic games are where it's at.

You don't need to redeem yourself. Are you planning to game these girls? If not, then who cares? And also... why the hell not?

And if you are gonna try to game them, there are so many ways to play it. In the slim chance they even bring it up, just go along with it. Don't curl up into a ball thinking your chances are ruined. I know guys that would do something like this on purpose to get a girls attention. Relax.

Yeah, I suppose you're right. I'm not a nerd either nor do I even look like one, and I wasn't planning on gaming the chicks anyway. Gaming chicks at a community college sucks...Especially down here.
 

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SeymourCake said:
Yeah, I suppose you're right. I'm not a nerd either nor do I even look like one, and I wasn't planning on gaming the chicks anyway. Gaming chicks at a community college sucks...Especially down here.
Wait. You were serious?

You seriously thought you needed to "redeem yourself" after other people saw you playing a video game?

Dude, no one gives two f**ks about what you were doing. These people have lives. They probably looked at you for 3 minutes, chuckled, and moved on with their days. They forgot about it 10 minutes later. And they damn well won't remember by tomorrow.

I thought you were trolling. Because it sounded so ridiculous. If something like this "ruined your reputation" then let's face it, you had a sh*t reputation to begin with.
 

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Yesss sonic rules all!!! I still love that game. As PDubb said, old school games are the shiit! Hell I'm almost 30 and I'd have no problems if hot girls saw me play that game... I'd be dam proud! If anything you could have smiled at them and made a joke or used it as a conversation starter.

Stop worrying about reputation etc... work on improving yourself. You're only 21 years old and have tons of time to learn and improve. This is nothing but a short and funny episode that you can learn from.
 

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If you are...EMBARASSED to be caught playing SONIC...you have an extremely weak reality.

How do I put this?
You know how nerds walk around thinking "What do others think of me, what do others think!?" You're that nerd.

Cool people...this doesn't even register for them. Seriously if I had sonic, pokemon, whatever....I wouldn't even care. Like, who gives a crap? You need to work on your inner game.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I love the sonic ad that popped up on this page. Google adsense rocks. Need to start my ppc campaign very soon.
 

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PDubb75 said:
Heh... I'm 25. Not even a video game nerd. Or a nerd at all. Those classic games are where it's at.

You don't need to redeem yourself. Are you planning to game these girls? If not, then who cares? And also... why the hell not?

And if you are gonna try to game them, there are so many ways to play it. In the slim chance they even bring it up, just go along with it. Don't curl up into a ball thinking your chances are ruined. I know guys that would do something like this on purpose to get a girls attention. Relax.
so true!

**** what these girls think cos u was playing sonic, id sit there and play sonic all day if i wanted to, theres noway u need to redeem urself in anyway to some "hot" chicks.

one thing i will tell u though is that if u act embarressed about it they will all pick up on this and label u a nerd its what u portray what influences how they think about u
 

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duun duun dun duuuun dun. dun dun dun dun duuuun dun.

You sir, should play sonic with pride, or not at all.
 

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Everyone's right OP, this is no big deal. I once played DBZ in class during the last days of the term, I had all the popular chicks requesting special moves.....if you don't look like a nerd & you have true confidence & charisma, you can get away with nearly anything.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I agree with everyone here, the classic games are the sh!t. Invite them over to play Mario Kart 64 or Double Dash :rockon:

One of the biggest players on my campus watches DragonballZ, idolizes Sonic, and is a complete nerd. He still pulls girls all the time and he knows he's a nerd. It's all about self-confidence! For Christ sakes, he wears Sonic shirts to class complete with necklaces :)

- comic_relief
 

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Drdeee said:
That's it! I know! The solution is to get caught playing sims!

Ladies love the Sims. :yes:
 

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Hahaha! You're talking about a videogame!? :crackup:

Dude! As long as you're not a complete social misfit and/or addict, chicks dig playing videogames with you! ;)

And here I thought you were caught whacking off to gay midget porn or something! :crackup:
 
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