"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Master Disaster

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K this make sound weird, but I saw the movie "The girl next door," and now i have lost all feelings for anyone in my highschool. This is good and bad.. I now dont care to talk to women but now I dont really wanna go out with them. DAM YOU ELISHA CUTHBERT.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
K this make sound weird, but I saw the movie "The girl next door," and now i have lost all feelings for anyone in my highschool. This is good and bad.. I now dont care to talk to women but now I dont really wanna go out with them. DAM YOU ELISHA CUTHBERT.
wtfffff
 

The Master Disaster

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Re: Re: I got a problem

Originally posted by teencraft
wtfffff
I dont recommend you see the movie. Once you see elisha cuthbert you lose all other feelings for anyother women. I'm serious.
 

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Re: Re: Re: I got a problem

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
I dont recommend you see the movie. Once you see elisha cuthbert you lose all other feelings for anyother women. I'm serious.
I've seen it...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

teencraft

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got a problem

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
She is SOOOO FINEeee!
I wish this site had the ignore feature.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got a problem

Originally posted by teencraft
I wish this site had the ignore feature.
ditto. Pretty subjective post.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got a problem

Originally posted by teencraft
I wish this site had the ignore feature.
It does.

User cp>Edit Ignore List> Type in name.
 
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