"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I got a big problem...****....

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Ok well the working out thing is going great. God it feels good to...uh...feel good...or some ****.. but anyhow... now i got a problem i thought i would never run into.

So i woke up one morning and my inner thighs were sore as hell...skin looked like it had been rubbed off or something (no this is not a huge **** thread). Turns out my inner thighs have gotten so big they are rubbing together when i walk...figures.

Does anybody else have this problem? If so...what the fvck do you do? Do they have pads or something for this?

I once heard a wise man say working out/getting girls causes quality problems...now i know he means.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hmm....a little to hot for that...but thanks for the suggestion.
 
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Yes I've been through it. It takes a month or so before your skin looses its hair in that area and becomes desensitized. Be prepared for rashers! I just tough it out.
 
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Its called chaffing. Lol. Baby powder or spandex does the trick. Or just tough it out till your skin can deal with it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just use lotion on the affected area every other day and you should be fine.
 
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wait until you have to lift up your balls to wipe your arse.

then you'll really be loving lifting.
 
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