"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i find this pretty funny

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k i went out with this chick(heather) a while ago(she has the potential to play in the wnba). she broke up with me because "she wanted to concentrate on her basketball" (load of ****, why cant they just tell you the truth).

now im seein this other girl(lets call her shannon). shan told me that my best friend(tom) is going out with heather. i asked him but he said no.(also a load of ****, i know they have done stuff, and its just so obvious that they are) tom and heather are always seen together so tom is keepin it a secret( damn funny , hes keeping his gf a secret)

well , i was going into mcdonalds with shan, and i saw heather there. now heather stared down shan. funny stuff there(damn no cat fight ;) . well then me and shan saw heather again at the 7-11, while i was taking a piss there heather stared down shan again. then aagaaainnn when shan was going through the drive through at mcdonalds with her mom, heather was workin the drive through that day. while shan's mom was saying the order to heather, all heather did was stare at shan. THE WHOLE TIME SHE KEPT STARING AT SHAN! so ....heather is probably jelous of shan, tom is keeping heather a secret.


damn funny stuff in my world
 

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Mr. Latte

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Sounds like there's gonna be gunslingin' at the OK Corral.
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Latte
Sounds like there's gonna be gunslingin' at the OK Corral.
HAHAHAHHAHA!!! Thats sooo funny!!!!:D
 
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