"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I feel horrible. Any idea what I have?

Eiljwa

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I've had a lot of trouble making it to school and work lately, because I've had a lot of fatigue and weakness. I have a hard job, and work nights, but I have been doing that for a long time now. I get really bad fatigue about 8 hours after I wake up. Blood tests they did were fine, so I am thinking it might be anxiety or depression, but any other ideas would be great. I am 19 years old and normally feel great. It has been going on about 2 months now.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Have you been on any antibiotics for anything in the last few years?
 

Eiljwa

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Yeah, I had some antibiotics right after I saw the doctor, and some for an eye problem a month ago.
 

Quagmire911

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Eiljwa said:
Yeah, I had some antibiotics right after I saw the doctor, and some for an eye problem a month ago.
Any antibiotics before these symptoms started?
 
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