aftershock
Master Don Juan
Might sound silly, but I was wondering!
I'm convinced I can make any woman want me within five minutes of meeting her. The reason is, well, I actually can.
The worst ones are women who I'm forced to meet for whatever reason. I can't help but neg hit and flirt with them for the entire time I'm with them, the plain ignore them for a bit, even if I've known them five minutes. This wouldn't be bad, but I'm in a LTR and sometimes I'd like to be friends with women who don't want me to make things less awkward.
I mean, last week, I went out with a few friends, both male and female, who I hadn't seen for ages. One of them brought a friend from the Internet along, HB7.5. I was introduced to her. Gave her my sarcastic handshake and looked slightly shocked and said "Internet people are REAL?". Noticed she had a tongue piercing so accused her of being a lesbian, as you do. Then it was my round (I was sitting with three others) and she wanted a double vodka and coke, told her she was only worth a single because it's cheaper. Told her as I was getting up to go to the bar "don't worry, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you" - of course, with a smile. Then she went red. How sweet. Later on in the night she was after me asking if I thought she was cute etc so I just avoided her.
The other night I had a drunk girl HB8 call me up at nearly 2am, because she hadn't spoke to me for a while. And girls only ring you up when drunk for 3 reasons: when they used to fvck you, are fvcking you, or want to fvck you.
Another notable one a few weeks ago who I met at uni, HB7, but definately worth no strings with, shes got that "I'm good in bed" aura about her. She was from Portsmouth, so I nicknamed her Sailor Shagger. She was intrigued by the fact that I told her I always wore a suit when out drinking and managed to drag a load of people out just to observe this fact. I got bored though and went home early. Didn't please her. Heck, she virtually interrogated me to get MY phone number!
Another one not long ago. Mates girlfriends mate, HB7, slightly shy but okay looking. Followed me around like a lost bloody puppy all night. And the way she laughed at EVERYTHING I said was plain annoying.
Heck, I neg hit girls I've only just met on the fvcking bus! I like to accuse them of being "nearly attractive". Thats my fave neg hit. Did it to a few last week. Great fun. Also fun to guess their favourite sexual position if they look like a laugh. Noisy ones always like to go on top.
Another one, I started a job a couple of weeks ago because I've run out of money. Met this girl there (HB7.5 cos she isn't as flirty as I like them to be, if she was 8, easy), just did what I normally do. Shes quite shy so I haven't neg hitted her directly, just indirectly by insulting women in general, not specifically her. Funnily enough she meets a guy last week, and he buys her flowers every date, so I told her that I never buy women flowers because I can pull them anyway etc etc etc. Funnily enough she came into the shop with a friend and introduced me to her, the classic "I'm 16 and tell my friends about hot guys" syndrome. And she ignores this guy to talk to me when were both around.
Yet another, ginger, at work. Gingers are the most fun to neg hit. You have a wealth of material, the fact that their a bit loose in general, the whole "strawberry blonde" thing. Even better she was very talkative. Ever get that "I've got a bf but want to fvck you" aura? Brilliant.
Oh yes, last time I went to my old job to see a few people there and to borrow a DVD ran into mates ex-gfs sister. She's well fun. Introduced me to her workmates and said "he's dead cool I haven't seen him for six months and he comes out with some right funny things etc", a minute later she says "I need a tissue" so I said "You like me THAT much?".
I mean, I could go on for hours like this.
Problem is, every time this happens I just get even more confident - if thats actually possible - which makes the whole thing worse. I've been in my new job three weeks and I walk around like I own the place. I'm sure its getting some of the guys backs up, to be honest.
I mean, why do I do it? I do have an intention of sleeping with some of them if I was single, and If I was might fvck half of them straightaway. But I'm sure that it kind of hurts their feelings or something. I feel guilty denying myself to women.
I mean, but even though some of them know I'm in a LTR, well after a while anyway I don't broadcast that fact unless I have to, I don't flat out say "I don't want you". Perhaps I'm not MAN enough to say it to them? Don't think thats it though.
Maybe I feel like I'm righting the wrongs of the men who have had women lead them on?
Maybe I just enjoy lots of women wanting me?
Err, I can't quite remember the point of this post now. Oh yes:
1) Neg hits are great fun,
2) Assume that you can game any woman within 5 mins of meeting her. It's easy, especially if you are forced together. And to be forced together get LOTS of friends.
3) Indirect neg hits, insulting all women/gingers/blondes not just her are a good way to game shy girls.
4) Am I the only one who thinks like this?
5) How do other DJs in LTRs act?
I'm convinced I can make any woman want me within five minutes of meeting her. The reason is, well, I actually can.
The worst ones are women who I'm forced to meet for whatever reason. I can't help but neg hit and flirt with them for the entire time I'm with them, the plain ignore them for a bit, even if I've known them five minutes. This wouldn't be bad, but I'm in a LTR and sometimes I'd like to be friends with women who don't want me to make things less awkward.
I mean, last week, I went out with a few friends, both male and female, who I hadn't seen for ages. One of them brought a friend from the Internet along, HB7.5. I was introduced to her. Gave her my sarcastic handshake and looked slightly shocked and said "Internet people are REAL?". Noticed she had a tongue piercing so accused her of being a lesbian, as you do. Then it was my round (I was sitting with three others) and she wanted a double vodka and coke, told her she was only worth a single because it's cheaper. Told her as I was getting up to go to the bar "don't worry, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you" - of course, with a smile. Then she went red. How sweet. Later on in the night she was after me asking if I thought she was cute etc so I just avoided her.
The other night I had a drunk girl HB8 call me up at nearly 2am, because she hadn't spoke to me for a while. And girls only ring you up when drunk for 3 reasons: when they used to fvck you, are fvcking you, or want to fvck you.
Another notable one a few weeks ago who I met at uni, HB7, but definately worth no strings with, shes got that "I'm good in bed" aura about her. She was from Portsmouth, so I nicknamed her Sailor Shagger. She was intrigued by the fact that I told her I always wore a suit when out drinking and managed to drag a load of people out just to observe this fact. I got bored though and went home early. Didn't please her. Heck, she virtually interrogated me to get MY phone number!
Another one not long ago. Mates girlfriends mate, HB7, slightly shy but okay looking. Followed me around like a lost bloody puppy all night. And the way she laughed at EVERYTHING I said was plain annoying.
Heck, I neg hit girls I've only just met on the fvcking bus! I like to accuse them of being "nearly attractive". Thats my fave neg hit. Did it to a few last week. Great fun. Also fun to guess their favourite sexual position if they look like a laugh. Noisy ones always like to go on top.
Another one, I started a job a couple of weeks ago because I've run out of money. Met this girl there (HB7.5 cos she isn't as flirty as I like them to be, if she was 8, easy), just did what I normally do. Shes quite shy so I haven't neg hitted her directly, just indirectly by insulting women in general, not specifically her. Funnily enough she meets a guy last week, and he buys her flowers every date, so I told her that I never buy women flowers because I can pull them anyway etc etc etc. Funnily enough she came into the shop with a friend and introduced me to her, the classic "I'm 16 and tell my friends about hot guys" syndrome. And she ignores this guy to talk to me when were both around.
Yet another, ginger, at work. Gingers are the most fun to neg hit. You have a wealth of material, the fact that their a bit loose in general, the whole "strawberry blonde" thing. Even better she was very talkative. Ever get that "I've got a bf but want to fvck you" aura? Brilliant.
Oh yes, last time I went to my old job to see a few people there and to borrow a DVD ran into mates ex-gfs sister. She's well fun. Introduced me to her workmates and said "he's dead cool I haven't seen him for six months and he comes out with some right funny things etc", a minute later she says "I need a tissue" so I said "You like me THAT much?".
I mean, I could go on for hours like this.
Problem is, every time this happens I just get even more confident - if thats actually possible - which makes the whole thing worse. I've been in my new job three weeks and I walk around like I own the place. I'm sure its getting some of the guys backs up, to be honest.
I mean, why do I do it? I do have an intention of sleeping with some of them if I was single, and If I was might fvck half of them straightaway. But I'm sure that it kind of hurts their feelings or something. I feel guilty denying myself to women.
I mean, but even though some of them know I'm in a LTR, well after a while anyway I don't broadcast that fact unless I have to, I don't flat out say "I don't want you". Perhaps I'm not MAN enough to say it to them? Don't think thats it though.
Maybe I feel like I'm righting the wrongs of the men who have had women lead them on?
Maybe I just enjoy lots of women wanting me?
Err, I can't quite remember the point of this post now. Oh yes:
1) Neg hits are great fun,
2) Assume that you can game any woman within 5 mins of meeting her. It's easy, especially if you are forced together. And to be forced together get LOTS of friends.
3) Indirect neg hits, insulting all women/gingers/blondes not just her are a good way to game shy girls.
4) Am I the only one who thinks like this?
5) How do other DJs in LTRs act?
