Yes. I pointed it out to emphasize just how much i know i dont like guys.Er, do you know what homophobic means?
Is this where i should ask you the same question; do you know what it means? If not, try www.dictionary.com
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes. I pointed it out to emphasize just how much i know i dont like guys.Er, do you know what homophobic means?
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
No i'm not. So we definitely know you dont know what it means.Well he's trying to say that he hates homosexual people,but when he told that the usual response was "you're homophobic" so he uses that term now,even though he knows it's stupid (which it is).
i asked myself if i was gay once....then i slapped myself and started cursin cus that was the gayest **** i ever didThe Bad Ass Canadian said:Without making some lame-assed joke I will tell you this.
I think that everyone in the world has questioned his/her own sexuality at some point in their lives. It's just one of those things that comes up after a certain amount of experiences has left the person feeling confused. This will be short lived. The "what if I am gay" question is pretty common.
Don't sweat it.. chances are you're not gay. If you were, and were in denial, you'd still probably find guys attractive but never admit it. you'd be in the closet, as the saying goes.
I think there are homophobes who are closet-cases, but I am in no way calling you one. I tend to be, I don't want to use the word homophobic because sometimes it may invoke the meaning that I'm a closet-case, but I see where you're coming from azanon, I really cannot relate at all to gay people. I don't exactly hate them, but in no way do I want them to hit on me. As a matter of fact, if a gay dude flirts with me, I would beat the shyt out of him.azanon said:No i'm not. So we definitely know you dont know what it means.
Just the thought of being with a man puts chills up my spine. A male doctor grabbing my nuts and asking me to cough sends the chill of death to me. I am, thus, homophobic.
word up homie!Maximus Rex said:Try sucking d*ck and taking it up the a$$. If you like it, then your a f*g. If you don't, then your straight.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
This is funny because, that's exactly what this guy did! He's tried all his life to get girls, never had any success, and eventually, he thought "Maybe I'm gay?". It happens man. Sometimes, I don't think you read the threads you respond to.reallyfreakinlost said:And also, Ace of Flames, the last time I checked, most guys who lack skills in the getting girls department don't exactly go home, sit down, and think to themselves "well I must be gay then"
Well I've known quite a few guys who can't get ladies, in high school I was one of them! None of them even so much as speculated that they might want a nice juicy throbbing you-know-what in their throat, maybe I'm being too speculative!Ace of Flames said:This is funny because, that's exactly what this guy did! He's tried all his life to get girls, never had any success, and eventually, he thought "Maybe I'm gay?". It happens man. Sometimes, I don't think you read the threads you respond to.
And how can you compare fast food to people?
Its strange that you put it as "having sex with a girl one time doesn't make a gay guy bi", instead of "having sex with a guy one time doesn't make a straight guy bi". I think most people would convey that point with the second quote, not the first that you said. Just an observation.
This guy is (at the moment) straight. So, you're telling him to go screw a guy and see if he likes it, but according to what you just said, he'd be gay then. You contradict yourself a lot, you know?reallyfreakinlost said:Also, about my quote, here's what I mean. Now this is purely my opinion, so let's not get too hasty, Acey! Now, what I believe is a gay person, who has ONE lay with a girl, he is still gay, he is NOT bi! why not? because he's had 99 penises go into his butt. Now, compare that to a straight person who has sex with a guy one time. I don't know about you, but if a straight person, such as myself, have sex with a guy one time, I'm pretty sure that would qualify as BISEXUAL!! I realize this is a double standard, but it is purely my opinion. Mathematically speaking, yes it shouldn't be a double standard. However, here's a quote for you to ponder "one drop of gay blood makes a straight person gay"
God, there's nothing I love more than to refute your ego-driven maniacal accusations.Ace of Flames said:This guy is (at the moment) straight. So, you're telling him to go screw a guy and see if he likes it, but according to what you just said, he'd be gay then. You contradict yourself a lot, you know?
Here's a shovel, see if you can dig out of that hole you're in.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I have to make the connection on this one. Apologies to all in advance.Democles said:Don't let the other young punks here give you grief for nothing, since most of the people here are not even old enough to wipe the A55es. Peace!
Now are you talking about regular white toilet paper, or PINK toilet paper?!Ace of Flames said:I have to make the connection on this one. Apologies to all in advance.![]()
You wouldn't happen to be wipping the a$$ of your gay partner after you just jizzed all over it, would you? Isn't that what you meant by "wipe the a$$es"?
:crackup: That's nasty.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
In Democles's house, they use all-natural, scented, pink-colored toilet paper. Its springtime fresh!reallyfreakinlost said:Now are you talking about regular white toilet paper, or PINK toilet paper?!
Since you are my acknowledged b1tch, yeah I have a right to jizzst all over your ass. Sweet AoF hemorroid free 18yr old butt.Ace of Flames said:I have to make the connection on this one. Apologies to all in advance.![]()
You wouldn't happen to be wipping the a$$ of your gay partner after you just jizzed all over it, would you? Isn't that what you meant by "wipe the a$$es"?
:crackup: That's nasty.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What the.....?!!Democles said:Since you are my acknowledged b1tch, yeah I have a right to jizzst all over your ass. Sweet AoF hemorroid free 18yr old butt.
Ditto.reallyfreakinlost said:What the.....?!!
Or a better way to check is to see if your name is "Ace of Flames"typical said:Heres a simple test to see if your inclined to being gay, don't shave for a day then wake up in the morning and suck you lower lip into you mouth then slowly let it out and think of a hot male model.
If you get turned on then your gay if you feel like puking or think this tip is utter BS then your totally straight.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.