"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I fcked up

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If you don't hear from Juan in the near future, Juan is in jail, I fcked up, sorry. I was getting myself some cigarettes, and them coming home, and this suv was coming my way in a driveway, and I moved to the side, and just in time. That thing not only went past me with some speed but also steered my way and hit me with its mirror. I said to myself wtf and went for it, instead of moving on my way. This is when I fcked up. I see so much sht like this around here, I must have said to myself fck this. I was a bit drunk too. So I walk my normal step and catch it perhaps 150 meters from where it went down. I didn't have to knock on window and sht, a women rolled own her window, I told her wtf, you almost killed me, do I know you? She replied, I don't know wtf you talking about and sht. I said oh really, and I had a knife man, let me show it to you, it's M21 man



You gonna bash me for my emotions. Truth is, I had my emotions up my ass for way too long. I've seen people die in front of my eyes and I held my emotions. I took it out, she didn't see it, that thing was underneath her car door, and I changed my grip and punctured her tire and fcked off from there.

I didn't run, and she got out of her car and chased me, all the while I had my kniew near my side, unfold. She screamed, like all women do, hold him, capture him. This guy was near and he went towards me. I said calmly but aloud, do not dare to capture me or hold me, this btch almost ran over me. As I said it, he immediately turned 360 and ran way from me and went back to whatever he was doing. That btch at the moment also stopped chasing me, seeing that nobody will help her.

And I fcked off into the mist.

For me to get away from this sht I will have to leave the city for a month or better for two months, which I can do because I have a house outside city and really need to go there.

I'm sorry guys.

For all of you, who plan to express your emotions like me. Don't do it man. She didn't kill me, it's not worth going to jail for her actions.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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