I fail Shyt test all the time...

[Solomon]

Some of them are so easy that I can knock them of the park, but quite frankly I rather not play them. I'm the person that always thinks of the best stuff to say 2 hours after the moment happens. I've never been the best when it comes to thinking on my feet unless I anticapte it. Even after having gone out for nearly 4 years you'd think I'd be a pro by now with shyt test, erm no. My views on shyt test always have been as soon as you play them you bought into her frame. Unless you can flip them, it's her way of qualifying you when it should be in reverse. Why should I jump through hoops, this broad should be happy that she met me, I could change her life!!!! (srs)But you gotta play them if you don't she'll disqualify you, it's their way of weeding out weak guys or guys who aren't worthy. I have never been the wittiest or clever guy and I know some guys here are very witty and it shows from reading their FR's I.E. Fingz, Slickster, Shezz etc

However I don't look at those test as failures, I just look at it as I rather not play your game cause I'm doing me. Not after last night. I was doing a recon mission. Practicing a varitation of the "Apocalypse" I'm back in the "Farm league"(shouts out to Backbreaker) so I gotta start fresh, build my confidence back up, get my swagger back.

I bump into a girls ass and rub agaisnt mine playfully

"Oh I saw that move on magic mike"

Now I have never seen that fuccing movie(nor am I planning too), and I've done this move for years. So fucc a magic mike. I then procceed to talk about her ass (escalate, escalate, escalate) but for some reason the girl wouldn't drop it and proceeded to harp on it. There is always a point in the interaction where it hooks, you usually can tell when a girl tilts her head a certain way, or her eyes have this "fucc me" look, or she plays with her hair. So this girl and I, were here at a bar and this girl was trying to be logical on me. I could tell it wasn't hooking and I was ready to burn the set

I then realized two things, one I shoulda just came direct instead of masking my intentions and later on I shoulda plowed but hey hindsight is always 20/20 right?

so after a mintue I finnally just blurt it out what we both thinking

"Can I touch your ass?"​

the girl of course says

NO:kick:

Now I know a couple guys reading this are gonna have a field day, However you'd have to be there.

It's really two problems right now for me is being authentic and confidence. Yes confidence is there but not being 100% congruent hence I failed all the test.

6 months ago I was doing very well making out with the hottest chicks at the bar now I'm getting dissed by 1:55's

Never mind me guys I'm just thinking out loud, don't mind me

Cliffs:​

Op doesn't do shyt test
OP went out bumped into a girl
Girl called OP out on his game
OP fails shyt test
OP throws Hail mary "can I touch your ass"
Girls says no
OP goes home like a phaggot


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[blind_one]

Solomon, It HAPPENDS, I mean I spoke with a female friend of mine today
and reported some things that happened during 2 nights I was out wth
some chicks I met though another female friend 2 weeks ago( no booze, horror movies ,console games and cake). Basicly the girl which I'm semiinterested in ( which means she's a yes but doesnt intimidate me in the looks department and she's not a dumb**** from what I've interacted with her )

Now after analyzing it she was giving me green flags and is probably thinking that:

A: She's not good enough for me
B: I'm a faggot for not taking her number

.... It's been second time I see her, maybe that situation is salvagable maybe not, I'd feel less than a man to ask a friend to give me her number now tho -.-.

Don't let it phase you it happends too often to worry

 

[Solomon]

Solomon, It HAPPENDS, I mean I spoke with a female friend of mine today
and reported some things that happened during 2 nights I was out wth
some chicks I met though another female friend 2 weeks ago( no booze, horror movies ,console games and cake). Basicly the girl which I'm semiinterested in ( which means she's a yes but doesnt intimidate me in the looks department and she's not a dumb**** from what I've interacted with her )

Now after analyzing it she was giving me green flags and is probably thinking that:

A: She's not good enough for me
B: I'm a faggot for not taking her number

.... It's been second time I see her, maybe that situation is salvagable maybe not, I'd feel less than a man to ask a friend to give me her number now tho -.-.

Don't let it phase you it happends too often to worry

Thanks brah, not phased just feel "slow" it's like a baseball player ya know who sees the pitch coming but he's not as fast as he use to be and so he strikes out

just gotta get my swing back

 

[Purefilth]

so you didnt have 'God Mode' {ON} aint the end of the world, cheer up dude bad days happen!