"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I f***ed up...please help now...

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Ok so you guys may have read my journal about Carla and Cassidy...

I was talking to my friend Nick about pick-up stuff, cus he's pretty good, and I sent this text:

"But now its down to f***ing carla this weekend or waiting to chill with cassidy in like a week to possibly f*** her"

Problem is...I sent it to Cassidy, not Nick. And didn't realize it until she texted back "Wtf does that mean".

Please help me, lol I really messed up right here and have no idea what to say or do.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ****. If they know eachother, sh1t might go down. I have no idea what to send her.

1. You can leave it.
2. You can text her back saying it was ment to your friend, make up some believable inside joke thingy.
3. Say bluntly that it means you're fvcking next weekend. Problem: She knows you will tell other people, so she won't.
4. I have no ****ing idea.. Find a live chat or something with people that know.
 
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NorwegianDJ said:
OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ****. If they know eachother, sh1t might go down. I have no idea what to send her.

1. You can leave it.
2. You can text her back saying it was ment to your friend, make up some believable inside joke thingy.
3. Say bluntly that it means you're fvcking next weekend. Problem: She knows you will tell other people, so she won't.
4. I have no ****ing idea.. Find a live chat or something with people that know.
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I know...I'm just gonna go to the gym for now and check to see if anybody came up with anything good in an hour.
 
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ouch, that stings man.
Just tell her you meant to send it to someone else. Remember, if it's cool with you, it's cool with her. Just laugh it off. You probably won't get laid though, sorry.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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