"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"I expect to be wined and dined"

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The Daddy

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It may be funny but its some hot chick online and I want to meet up with her. However, I don't know whether I should confront her about her expectation or just ignore it, get a date and go from there.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I had a chick tell me something similar to that once. I told her I'd cram a cheeseburger down her throat then clutter up her butter gutter.

That's what I expected . . .
 

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Originally posted by The Daddy
It may be funny but its some hot chick online and I want to meet up with her. However, I don't know whether I should confront her about her expectation or just ignore it, get a date and go from there.

come on guys because she was born good looking she clearly has a right to be lavished in fine foods and have money thrown at her. don't confuse this kid with jokes.

:D :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

if you spit that line at her she'll probably laugh like we did. if she doesn't then who'd want her anyway, she's an uptight golddigger *****.
 

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
"Well, I expect to be sucked, and you can expect to be f*cked and chucked, so as long as we're clear on that."
Genius.

I'm gonna use that line one of these days...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Her: I expect to be wined and dined
DJ: And I expect you to pay for both our meals

Say, alright then, and take her to Macdonalds.
Yeah, just don't tell her where you're going. Keep it a surprise. if she starts b1tching when you get there, get back in your car, drive off, and leave the b1tch there.
 

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Just found out she is 7 years older than her online age and she has two kids too.
 

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So that's why she wants you to feed her, she's too goddam poor to feed herself and her kids.

I still say, take her to Mc****s and dump her off if she starts b1tching. It'll be a good lesson for her.
 

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Re: Re: "I expect to be wined and dined"

Originally posted by Don Juanabbe
Say, alright then, and take her to Macdonalds.

hahahaha :crackup: 4real though get a blindfold over her eyes and drive her there, then go inside and when you get to the front of the line take the blindfold off so she can hear: "Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order" That will be pretty funny and it should lighten things up, and so they dont feel left out get her kids 2 happy meals that will score major brownie points. :woo:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah I agree with the mc donalds move. Don't be come her tampon. Take charge of this situation and do something that shows her that you are in charge.
 
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