"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I dont want it!!

women haze

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Man **** that **** man,,,,,,**** this gam1111111e **** man I drank enough nmobody wants this sIT man **** THI S**** MAN!!!! for real man some gfirl wanna hook me up with a loser with 2 kids man **** THIS **** MAN!!!..Im no bay daddy **** man **** this shoit man ...IM DONE.!!!!! being someone's trash,......IM DFONE!!!!

I hate women MAN Aways Wanting me t do **** for them I'm not some ***** MUTHER ****ER MAN......hold her purse man I told her to put her purse on the ****in ground man she AALLL offensive about that **** ma **** HER mN...i HATE *****es MAN.,,,,.

im no afc MAN,.....BUTR IM DONE WITH GIRLS MAN....im done..IM SORRY
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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women haze

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okay drunken rant to a field repor...But I swear I show higher value and try to Be the prize and all i get is Connon Fodder man...

I mean I was rejected atleast 3 times tonight..I'm black......1 black girl rejected me.....2 hispanics...man I hate this **** I feel like ****. Would have rather went to the fight UFc but instead went to a house party with all the Black hatng asians,,,,,


**** THOSE MOTHER ****ERS!!!!
 

zekko

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I see why you have "haze" in your nickname.
 

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Considering you're into fat chicks, I'm really not sure why you're so upset. How hard is it to find an overweight girl that'd almost be willing to pay for a chance to jump your bones?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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