LiveFreeX
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I'd rather die alongside a man that speaks his mind then a white b1tch who tells me to check my privilege.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I don't understand how anyone can possibly support Hillary Clinton...
- Thread starter Korrupt
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
7% of Americans are mixed race. That number will triple by 2060: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/us/pew-survey-mixed-race-multiracial-america.html?_r=0
These are going to be some awful confusing race riots. Where do the mixed people go? Do half-white people get to riot? Maybe they only halfway riot - they get to throw things, but no looting privileges.
These are going to be some awful confusing race riots. Where do the mixed people go? Do half-white people get to riot? Maybe they only halfway riot - they get to throw things, but no looting privileges.
Heisenberg
Don Juan
I have a feeling November 8th is going to be rough day for SoSuave. Followed by a rough 4-8 years.
logicallefty
Moderator
I wonder if Bill's cheating is why this domestic dispute happened, or if it was just because Hillary is a cvnt.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/06/...ary-gave-bill-black-eye-we-were-concerned-his
Korrupt
Banned
LOL you are in lala land. Your first two points are LIES and OPINION. Not too mention both sides have "dumb" supporters.
Clinton's crimes aren't "made up"--she's being investigated by the FBI for fvcks sake! I also loooove how you proved why I'm wrong (<-- sarcasm). And wow! You're Trump's accountant?! Who knew that Trump's very own accountant posted on SoSuave! Let's be honest, your "Trump not paying taxes" comment was pulled straight out of your ass to deflect from how horrendous Clinton is and you have absolutely no proof of that claim.
Bill cheating on Hillary with multiple women and Hillary staying with him proves, first and foremost, that Hillary isn't a true "feminist" or "advocate for women's rights". If she were she'd have left his sorry ass. On the contrary it shows that she wanted to stay in the public light, in politics, and gain as much money & power as possible. Plus Bill was impeached and might very well be a pedophile from the amount of flights he had on the "Lolita Express." And yes, Bill matters. Husband and wife influence each other greatly.
"Junk videos". You're a closed-minded, delusional fool.
Nice private message calling me a thug and a schoolyard bully, by the way. Whatever that means. I reported you, so hopefully your troll ass will be banned soon.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Korrupt
Banned
LOL Where are you from and how old are you?
And to your comment about Trump's bankruptcies:
http://i.imgur.com/SKBitNQ.jpg
And to your comment about Trump's bankruptcies:
http://i.imgur.com/SKBitNQ.jpg
Korrupt
Banned
logicallefty
Moderator
@Asmodeus my exact political views are Republican on the border line of Libertarian. I campaigned for a Libertarian in Illinois back in 2010. I admire their ambition, I give them that. They work their butts off for what they feel is right even though they know deep down their winning chances are slim to zip. I think Johnson has a good of shot as any to win a State or two this election which for the Libertarians that would be huge. We shall see.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Korrupt
Banned
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I now officially support Hillary for President.
Here's why.
If Trump is elected, half the country will actually expect him to do something, which he won't. But in the two or three years of nothing happening, the election motivation and zealotry will die down.
On the OTHER HAND, if Hillary is elected, EVERYBODY will be pissed. Since she escaped the FBI, everybody will KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt that the system as rigged. (if she's elected)
The SHEEPLE will be forced to confront the fact that the system is rigged beyond repair.
Then it will be on like Donkey Kong, and the necessary reset will happen SOONER rather than LATER.
That means we all have between now and November to stock up on bullets and cans of beans.
Here's why.
If Trump is elected, half the country will actually expect him to do something, which he won't. But in the two or three years of nothing happening, the election motivation and zealotry will die down.
On the OTHER HAND, if Hillary is elected, EVERYBODY will be pissed. Since she escaped the FBI, everybody will KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt that the system as rigged. (if she's elected)
The SHEEPLE will be forced to confront the fact that the system is rigged beyond repair.
Then it will be on like Donkey Kong, and the necessary reset will happen SOONER rather than LATER.
That means we all have between now and November to stock up on bullets and cans of beans.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Korrupt
Banned
Lol WRONG.
Sorry, but this is the dumbest reason to support Hillary. Although there are no good reasons to support Hillary...
YawataNoKami
Master Don Juan
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4 years of psycho hell *****= 20 years of Conservative government.
cd cheddar
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Trump and Hillary both suck ass. I'm voting for Gary Johnson.
MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
Hilary is a lying piece of shyt I cannot stand to hear her talk.
Trump all the way.
Trump all the way.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.