"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I don't see it happening"/"Gonna be another way" sense

backseatjuan

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The sixth sense, the sick sense, ability to sense (not see) future, I don't know what it is and how it is called. I just know how it is happening in my head. I'll explain by giving several examples:

1. Back when I had my driver license, I'd day dream once in a while about cops. Anything really, something funny, something that says they are my friends, etc. This means that in the near future I could be stopped by traffic cops for whatever reason, or that I in some way will deal with non traffic cops. This one I noticed long ago and learned to listen to my "inner voice", and just avoid situations, so that I don't have to meet with cops.

2. Person with whom I have a connection, girlfriend. I had several. We yell at each other for whatever reason, and it's so far as breaking up. But my "inner voice" says that I don't see us breaking up, and in the end we don't break up just yet. Then the opposite of it, just recently, my "inner sense" didn't see myself with my girlfriend during summer, or marrying her, and indeed she left.

This intuition apparently is happening to me from time to time. I have not yet learned to listen to it and often dismiss it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Yesterday my wife dreamed she won the lottery, we went over and bought a $3 ticket and she got $44 from it.
 
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