"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i dont like gays

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look at yourselves! wtf?!

what the F*CK is going on here? You guys are acting like f*cking little babies ffs! And to think a chick would be attracted to any of you lot? pfffffffffffftt... f*cking kids!

















































But hey, i'm not complaining:) ... more women for me:woo: *G*

*sigh*

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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These forums have gone to the gutter because of sh!t like THIS!

P.S.: wtf.


Laterz...
 
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How often do guys who say they don't mind gays as long as they don't hit on them ACTUALLY get hit on by gay guys?
 
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i was working at a burger joint once and there was this
kid that always got picked on.
i thought he was a fruit cake at first.
anyways one day he got jumped by like three guys and
was really getting the crap kicked out of him,
so i went up behind one of the guys and kicked him in the nuts.
he dropped.the kid was only 5'3 and the dude i kicked in the
nuts had to be at least 5'11 & 190.
anyways, i told them to beat it and i help the kid up,
turned out he was just some artsy fartsy kid that wore
black eyeliner and goth s*it.
wasn't a queer afterall..go figure.

he said thanks..
i said don't mention it-
i just smacked him on the back and told him to
give me a blow job & we'll call it even
:crackup:
lil bas*tard..haven't seen him since...
 
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I get hit on by gay men quite often, i don't care unless I'm clearly out of their league.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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All this time I thought that using expensive cologne and having an expensive watch just meant that I wasn't poor, but it turns out I might be gay. Thanks for setting me straight (no pun intended) !
 
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I genuinly hate guy guys

I see a gay guy as a feminine guy. Think EXTREAM metro.

And if I knew any guy who behaved like a woman he'd be my worst enemy.
 
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Originally posted by GirlCrazy
All this time I thought that using expensive cologne and having an expensive watch just meant that I wasn't poor, but it turns out I might be gay. Thanks for setting me straight (no pun intended) !
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Clearly it means you like penis.
 
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I don't really mind the stereotypical gay guy in, say, the street or tv or anyplace where I can avoid the motha. But IN CLASS? Give me a fvckin break. This entire semester this faggot has ruined one of my favorite seminars with his obnoxious attitude.

I mean, wtf man? Do I need to remind the entire class that I'm heterosexual every time I utter a word? I guess it would be someting to convey from the beginning and just let be.

And by the way it's not the fact that he goes home to bang a guy that I find annoying, but rather the AW-like, loud, obnoxious attitude these guys have. Don't you think a friggin classroom setting deserves at least a more serious attitude?

Fvckin-A. Can't even say anything to the professor without seeming like a homophobe...
 
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so, basically all of you guys are saying that you suck, and should die? Cause thats what i hear.

We are on a webboard for picking up chicks and all you dumbsh!ts can do is b!tch about gay people?


wow...like, really wow.

Its frightening how stupid the average american has gotten. When did we become the bottom of the national totem pole? Cause i missed that one...probably around the same time MTV came out.


ugh...its people like you that make me not want to get up in the morning, knowing i have a full day of dealing with you protohumans.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
so, basically all of you guys are saying that you suck, and should die? Cause thats what i hear.

We are on a webboard for picking up chicks and all you dumbsh!ts can do is b!tch about gay people?


wow...like, really wow.

Its frightening how stupid the average american has gotten. When did we become the bottom of the national totem pole? Cause i missed that one...probably around the same time MTV came out.


ugh...its people like you that make me not want to get up in the morning, knowing i have a full day of dealing with you protohumans.
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then drink bleach you ****ing homo.
 
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then drink bleach you ****ing homo.
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LOL. And then we flame people who speak the truth, I dont like it either but America has gone down-hill(significantly).
 
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Originally posted by C00L
I dont give a sh1t if you call me a homophobe, but i seriously dont like gays.
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It's cool, they don't like you either.
 
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