"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I don't know what to think. Gimme some perspective.

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I usually don't give out too much info on my wife, but I would like to know what you guys think about this.

She's very petite. Blonde, green eyes, 5'6", 38c/24/38 and 115lbs. She still can wear a bikini and looks very good.

We get to talking last night and she hints that she would like to get a boob job (she's had her boobs done before, and they rock). I start asking her why. She says they get old and need to be replaced. It's been twelve years since she first got the overhall. Money is no problem so it's not an issue. She wants a tummy tuck as well (I fail to understand this as it's flat). I hate to label her, but she really is the classic trophy wife. Know that she has ME on the pedestal. She's not an AW, but is really concerned about her appearance. A girly girl.

Anyway, I'm not jealous, intimidated or otherwise insecure about this, but she asked me what size I would like and i said, "38D's baby. Go big or go home".

I know alot of you guys like the natural look, but I'm ok with this. Personally, I like em'. Not even sure what I'm asking here, but whatya all think? I'm actually kind of excited and turned on with this.

She's calling the doc today to set up a consult.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm here to tell you that... **** yeah, *****es and boobies! :rockon:
 

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Dedication said:
I'm here to tell you that... **** yeah, *****es and boobies! :rockon:
That's what I think! I'd never tell her what to do, just give her my opinion and I did. I'll put em' to good use! :up:
 

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samspade said:
Sounds like she wants to keep herself looking good for you, bro. Something new to play with. I say, go ahead, as long as there are no serious health risks.
Yea sam. She says she wants to be my arm candy and look nice for me. It's not her hamster talking here. I actually believe her. Whenever I take her out or on a business trip, she really does herself up nice. She's done it time and time again.

Can't wait to get hold of those new hoots.
 

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i think you are thinking too much about this

i mean put the shoe on the other foot.. if i could just get a **** implant and within hours add 4 inches to my **** size, regardless of how much my wife tells me that my size is fine (i'd ball park it at about 6 and a half inches though from what i understand i have a lot of girth lol not like i just go taking **** mesurements of other guys or antyhing ), i'd crawl to the **** implant place.

in other words it's not about what other people think about them, people have an image of what they want to be and the closer they can get to that the better. i mean i don't have the smallest **** on earth but i'm not lex steele or anything. ;i would not mind being lex steele in that department and if i could relatively hassle free i would.

my wife is 5 inches taller than yours and weights 125 pounds give or take. she would not look right with a breast implant and she doesn't have big breast at all she's a b cup but i'm not ab reast guy so it is not a big deal. but if she told me she wanted one if that would make her happy knock herself out but i would tell her that it owuld not make me any more attracted to her beucase i'm not a breast guy
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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You may be right bb. It looks like she's gonna do it, sooooooo......I'm just gonna enjoy the new merchandise when it arrives!

I have no problem at all with "after market" boobs, and would be interested in hearing what you other guys think? Experiences good or bad?
 

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Dear 5String,
This vindicates and provides affirmation of the successful line you both follow and advocate...Your position in this post,is absolutely spot on....The merest suggestion of disapproval will be seen as a sign of insecurity.
 

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If a woman wants to enlarge her breasts, I say go for it!

Of course I've seen some real hatchet jobs on boobs but for the most part, I love em.
One of my most memorable fvcks was with a hugely enhanced woman. When she was riding me, she leaned forward and her t1ts became my earmuffs.

I lost a lot of DNA on those babies.
 

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Colossus said:
My question is, do they FEEL real??
hehehe we have a guy called colossus posting a question in a thread about boob enhancement.PURE WIN!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Colossus said:
My question is, do they FEEL real??
Some are more real than others. The boobies that feel & look the most real are ones that started out nice sized(B or C cup) to begin with. Silicone is more realistic than saline.
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear 5String,
This vindicates and provides affirmation of the successful line you both follow and advocate...Your position in this post,is absolutely spot on....The merest suggestion of disapproval will be seen as a sign of insecurity.
You are absolutely correct. I'm not insecure. I'm looking forward to it. She'll get looked at for sure, but I know where she'll be sleeping....with me at our house.
 
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