It's 9:15, sunday night. I decided to go grab some tacos down the street. I'm wearing flipflops, some workout shorts and a grey tshirt. I go hit the down button on the elevator. I could hear some people were in it laughing coming down. The door opens and BAM. The woman of my wildest fantasies. Latin/Spanish looking, her face about a 9, huge boobs looking like they were going to bust out her shirt, nice voluptuous curvy figure, ass for days, stylish. She's in there with a friend heading down to their car. They seemed tipsy and were laughing and giggling. They asked me which was the ground floor, I said the button "UG", they asked what that means and I said "upper garage" and they said, well what does "LG" button mean, and I said "lower garage", they were acting all drunk and giggly. And I said, "ah, they confused you guys, huh?" And at that time, the door opened and they said "bye" and I'll probably never see them again for the rest of my life. I got off on the floor below where they got off, feeling AFC as all hell.
I was like a deer stuck in the f*cking headlines. Damn, I hate situations like this. I mean damn, what do you when you just run into the girl of dreams out of nowhere. I mean, the damn elevator opens and it's like, right there, last thing you were expecting. There's never any hotties visiting this building. And I only had the time it took to go one floor down the elevator to do anything. I couldn't think of any C/F to say, or anything that might make them continue talking. And to think there are dudes out there probably no better looking than me who would've been able to get those chics to talk and might even have them up in the room making out with them instead of sitting on f*cking sosuave.net right now. Sh*******t!!!:cuss:
I was like a deer stuck in the f*cking headlines. Damn, I hate situations like this. I mean damn, what do you when you just run into the girl of dreams out of nowhere. I mean, the damn elevator opens and it's like, right there, last thing you were expecting. There's never any hotties visiting this building. And I only had the time it took to go one floor down the elevator to do anything. I couldn't think of any C/F to say, or anything that might make them continue talking. And to think there are dudes out there probably no better looking than me who would've been able to get those chics to talk and might even have them up in the room making out with them instead of sitting on f*cking sosuave.net right now. Sh*******t!!!:cuss:
