"I don't have a phone."

[LeonSK]

I've encountered this a couple times. I know this "no phone" 99% chance is a lie.

Up to this point, is there no way you can reverse the course and land some contact info (I asked this because this past weekend I met this HB7 in a bar, conversation went really well, vibe is there, but when I tried to number close, she threw that line and I basically walked off without trying anything else.)? How do you respond to "I don't have a phone"? Even I know i'm getting rejected, I want to walk away in a cool way.

 

[VladPatton]

You: Can I get your number?
HB: I don't have a phone
You: (bursting into laughter, walking away)Oh man, you definitely win for best shoot-down ever!! (keeps laughing) Best one yet!

You just gotta realize at this point that it is 100% bullshıt, the cause is lost, and you have to make somewhat of a graceful exit. Perhaps even make her feel a little stupid, too, that you know this was a complete blow off.

 

[Maximus Rex]

I've encountered this a couple times. I know this "no phone" 99% chance is a lie.

Up to this point, is there no way you can reverse the course and land some contact info (I asked this because this past weekend I met this HB7 in a bar, conversation went really well, vibe is there, but when I tried to number close, she threw that line and I basically walked off without trying anything else.)? How do you respond to "I don't have a phone"? Even I know i'm getting rejected, I want to walk away in a cool way.

Listen bruh, do you REALLY want a chick who not only LIES to you but also DISRESPECTS YOUR INTELLIGENCE by saying she doesn't have a phone in March of 2014. Even if she isn't lying, why lower yourself to deal with this caliber of woman?

 

[LeonSK]

Listen bruh, do you REALLY want a chick who not only LIES to you but also DISRESPECTS YOUR INTELLIGENCE by saying she doesn't have a phone in March of 2014. Even if she isn't lying, why lower yourself to deal with this caliber of woman?

I know. I'm trying to find a way to walk away in a cool way, ideally making her feel bad for saying stupid lies.

 

[Maximus Rex]

You Care Too Much

ideally making her feel bad for saying stupid lies.

Why? But anyway, you can tease about being on welfare and homeless because those are the only people who don't have phones in this day and age. Then disqualify yourself as suitor by saying, "That's too bad, I thought you were cool, but I can't talk to homeless welfare recipients." Then watch as she goes in to re-qualify herself.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

You: You should give me your number
Her: I don't have a phone
You: What are you homeless? Do you live in a card board box? ... What's your number.

Her: I have a boyfriend
You: Why are you cheating on him then! Stop flirting with me.

Really though if you are getting a "I don't have a phone" response you were not even close to the I.L. required to give out the number.

That or your timing is just off..

milbil out

 

[Arthy]

Her: i dont have a phone You: Whats your adress? I can send you a letter

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Her: i dont have a phone You: Whats your adress? I can send you a letter

Don't say this :nono:

 

[Masculinity]

Her: i dont have a phone You: Whats your adress? I can send you a letter

Yes, definitely stay away from asking for her address. I would say:

HB: I don't have a phone
R: :crackup: Do you have electricity? If not, smoke signals are cool with me too (walk away).
HB: If she says anything to try to get you to come back, you're probably in.

Some girls throw sh!t tests left and right. As another wise poster said, if she's giving you trouble for a simple phone number--which most of them give out like it's nothing--then maybe you are better off without her.

 

[VladPatton]

If you're in a bar:

HB: I don't have a phone
You: You should consider stopping drinking

...and walk away

 

[nismo-4]

This just means you were rejected. Ignore and drop her ass, she dropped you anyway.

Move on to another girl, she went to another guy anyway.

Case closed.

 

[TK-421]

you: gimme dat ass bby

her: I don't have a phone

burst out laughing and make fun of her socioeconomic background

or you could offer her your second phone.

 

[LeonSK]

Leon,

I think you should step back and try to figure out what exactly you are doing wrong, as opposed to trying to find a way to salvage face in a shootdown.

Have you read all of the Pook material yet on this site?

What's Pook material? Do you mean DJ Bible? I read DJ Bible partially, not all of them yet.

 

[goldengoose]

If this is a regular occurance then you need to work on yourself instead of thinking about ways to react to blow offs. It doesn't matter what you say or do. If she feels you are low value, she basically won't give a sh1t what you say to her. You won't be able to walk away looking cool when she made you feel like a fool. She will forget about the whole encounter in 2 minutes.