I dont get the texting thing

[TheMale]

hey guys,

i know there's a lot of topic in here about texting and how young women do only texting etc.

but i decided to open my new thread to 'master' that skill, yet, i need some answer to really understand how it works.

a bit of history: i was a 'PUA' befre i got here (for 2 years until last year), then i discovered this site and decided to convert myself, so plz dont tell me not to be a KJ because it'll actually not get us anywhere.

so first, i trying to figure out, how to be fun and flirty with a bit of sexual tension through message (facebook and text), i have a sex friend living far from me that i see only in summer, and it's been 2 years now, for almost 2 years i had some dificulties to keep her through text but now it becomes more hard, i don't have anymore idea on how to ....
so what advice can you give me ?
how to avoid that routine ??

secondly, last night i wrote a message on facebook to a chick (i know her for only 2 months)

me: 'hey what you prefer to eat, solomon or a good burger ?

her: solomon

(answered 1 hour ago) me: damn, last night some E.T. kidnapped me, and they took me over to their ship, and tried to corrupt me with that to meal for sex, and obviously when i see a solomon .... anyway, they raped me all night.
finally i'll not dead as an idiot, i can say i tried that, and it allowed me to see that i still prefer women over E.T.

her: are you sane ?

me: hm, after last night, i'm not so sure !

her: ok talk to me when you'll be sane, i think someone hacked your account or something

is that me or that chick have no humour ? i actually tried that a while back ago with 2 friends and they were receptive (laugh)
BTW i would you answer to that ??

 

[Iceberg]

Am I supposed to respond to this or just roll my eyes and ignore?

 

[TheMale]

do whatever you want, it's up to your own choice, if you still here since 2002 maybe you're here to help people, just saying.

 

[cordoncordon]

hey guys,

i know there's a lot of topic in here about texting and how young women do only texting etc.

but i decided to open my new thread to 'master' that skill, yet, i need some answer to really understand how it works.

a bit of history: i was a 'PUA' befre i got here (for 2 years until last year), then i discovered this site and decided to convert myself, so plz dont tell me not to be a KJ because it'll actually not get us anywhere.

so first, i trying to figure out, how to be fun and flirty with a bit of sexual tension through message (facebook and text), i have a sex friend living far from me that i see only in summer, and it's been 2 years now, for almost 2 years i had some dificulties to keep her through text but now it becomes more hard, i don't have anymore idea on how to ....
so what advice can you give me ?
how to avoid that routine ??

secondly, last night i wrote a message on facebook to a chick (i know her for only 2 months)

me: 'hey what you prefer to eat, solomon or a good burger ?

her: solomon

(answered 1 hour ago) me: damn, last night some E.T. kidnapped me, and they took me over to their ship, and tried to corrupt me with that to meal for sex, and obviously when i see a solomon .... anyway, they raped me all night.
finally i'll not dead as an idiot, i can say i tried that, and it allowed me to see that i still prefer women over E.T.

her: are you sane ?

me: hm, after last night, i'm not so sure !

her: ok talk to me when you'll be sane, i think someone hacked your account or something

is that me or that chick have no humour ? i actually tried that a while back ago with 2 friends and they were receptive (laugh)
BTW i would you answer to that ??

I don't know what you were trying to do or say here, but I cannot understand any of it and it isn't the least bit funny. I would deny ever writing it.

 

[TheMale]

I don't know what you were trying to do or say here, but I cannot understand any of it and it isn't the least bit funny. I would deny ever writing it.

you mean the one with E.T. ?
i tried to figure out how to be funny through texting

i see what you think but now that i did, i cant just say hey listen someone is hacking my account/my cousin just messing with my friend list, so it wasnt me, sounds so lame and not assuming what you've done.
dont you think ?

 

[cordoncordon]

Well to start off with I assume you mean SALMON the fish? Not Solomon the person?? Would help if you spelled better.

Are you from the USA? Is English your first language?

 

[TheMale]

no i'm from carribean !
i have a good english though ?
and yeah i had a doubt about how to write that one (solomon/salomon)

so, where do i go from here with that chick ?

 

[cordoncordon]

It is SALMON!

No your English is not good. That story about ET was gibberish. I mean it made NO SENSE at all. I honestly don't even know where to begin with it. I commend your efforts to try and write something along those lines, but it was just really really bad.

Honestly I would just say something like "sorry! I come home wasted last night and had a great story, but somehow from the time it got from my brain to my drunken fingertips, it got lost in translation! Will tell you the story over a drink sometime. "

 

[TheMale]

i experienced, since today texting is more important than call or meet in real life
anyway maybe it didnt work ill know that for the next time
but if its not the write way to be fun and florty through message so what is the way to be ???
i dont want to fall into routine of, 'hey what youve been up to lately?'

BTW thx for your help on the ET message, i really didnt have nothing i could think of

 

[cordoncordon]

i experienced, since today texting is more important than call or meet in real life
anyway maybe it didnt work ill know that for the next time
but if its not the write way to be fun and florty through message so what is the way to be ???
i dont want to fall into routine of, 'hey what youve been up to lately?'

BTW thx for your help on the ET message, i really didnt have nothing i could think of

Well before you even worry about being fun and flirty, you need to learn how to write English properly otherwise these women are never going to understand a word you are saying, no matter how fun you are. For example, your paragraph above should be written like this.

I have realized today that texting is more important than a phone call or a meeting in real life.
Anyway....maybe it didn't work but a least I'll know that for the next time.
But if this wasn't the right way to be fun and flirty through message than what is the right way to be ???
I don't want to fall into routine of, 'hey what you've been up to lately?'

BTW thx for your help with the ET message, I really didn't have anything I could think of to say back to her.

See how much smoother and easier to understand that was?
And by the way, texting is NOT more important than a phone call or especially meeting in real life. Don't ever think that. Texting is just a tool to use. One of many. But no girl ever fell in love with your texts. They fall in love with you and your c0ck.

 

[Johnnyventana]

(answered 1 hour ago) me: damn, last night some E.T. kidnapped me, and they took me over to their ship, and tried to corrupt me with that to meal for sex, and obviously when i see a solomon .... anyway, they raped me all night. finally i'll not dead as an idiot, i can say i tried that, and it allowed me to see that i still prefer women over E.T.

ummmmm... ghey!

How about respond with, "How did I know? I'm hit'n up X salmon place on Y day. You in?"

Anything but being anal probed actually.

 

[TheMale]

cordoncordon: i actually wrote that in french (to the chick) but i translated it for you guys so you can understand (you didnt really understood , though, my bad).
maybe next time ill do that in french and youll do a google translate !
just kidding.

anyway, im not saying it's better than real life, but yeah it's better than phone call, as every dude on this board is saying, young chick, dont bother anymore hanging up your call, they prefer to text, that's why i said that !

Johnnyventana:
ghey ? why ????
ok ill explain to you why i didnt said : 'lets do the salomon thing'
i asked her 2 weeks ago for her number after she was clearly saying to me how she missed me, and how she wanna meet
so i asked her and she just talked about something else, without really rejecting me .... so i just make the no contact thing for 2 weeks, and now i dont want to date her. i juste want to save her as a friend so she can introduce me her friends !

 

[LoneWolf]

.... oh lord

 

[TheMale]

.... oh lord

you actually dont care to waste a message (10 message per day) for that ?!

guys i understood for the second point but for the first one about the sex friend and the 'how to be fun' how should i work on that ? how should i do that ?

 

[Aaron B]

hell I don't even have a phone

 

[Johnnyventana]

TheMale,

Ghey because your text wasn't funny, it was creepy. It is wise to avoid being creepy. Or in your native French, Le Creep.

 

[TheMale]

johnny: true !

i'll know that for next time ... but for now the question is still here, what should how do/how should i be funny in text ???

 

[NobodyCares1]

the best thing you can do here is ask a female friend for advice