TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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I never talk to plates on the phone.
The only times I have spoken with a plate on the phone in the last year is for 30seconds to a minute, to find them when they get lost on their way to meeting me.
I don’t phone them for an hour-long ‘chat’. That’s what she has her girlfriends, beta-hangers-on, gay best friends and family for. You wanna put yourself in the same frame as that group of people, go ahead and call her every week for gossip. I personally would rather be the mysterious outsider than have her same neurones firing for you as for the beta boy next door; safe to presume it’s not that little bundle in her cl1toris.
It makes me do a bit of sick when I read guys on here talking about calling this girl and that girl, ‘her not answering/retuning my call/talked to this plate for like and hour on the phone, but now she’s gone cold’. You wonder why she doesn’t call you back? Because she’s got some alpha making serious moves on her (rather than calling for weeks on end) down the pub while your number makes her phone (and only her phone) tingle in her handbag.
By regularly phoning a girl you have designs on rather than meeting face to face, you are reducing your physical exposure ratio and therefore physical attractiveness: she can’t see or grasp your rippling bicep as you console her about her annoying colleague; you cannot cop a cheeky feel or make-out as you start to get a bit tipsy over a ****tail (or three); you cannot display all the non-verbal cues of your worth and gauge those of her attraction.
In this world of now endless electronic comms, the only contact I maintain with my plates is text message. And even that is extremely casual; and very, very rarely email.
-No facebook/instagram/twitter: she has another 500 suitors chasing/PM’ing/’liking’ (read: licking her ass) her therein. I am unique because I am not one of them. Plus I don’t give a flying f*ck what she had for lunch.
-No phone calls: see above.
-No messenger: same difference as phone calls. In fact it’s worse because she can’t even hear your voice.
-No Skype: you’re tormenting you both by doing this. I’m no avatar. I prefer the real thing. Plus I just bought a new (clean) keyboard.
The only contact worth its investment is face to face (and casual text, to arrange face to face). You can’t anchor anything with a phone call/facebook/skype. But with face to face, opportunity always knocks.
The only times I have spoken with a plate on the phone in the last year is for 30seconds to a minute, to find them when they get lost on their way to meeting me.
I don’t phone them for an hour-long ‘chat’. That’s what she has her girlfriends, beta-hangers-on, gay best friends and family for. You wanna put yourself in the same frame as that group of people, go ahead and call her every week for gossip. I personally would rather be the mysterious outsider than have her same neurones firing for you as for the beta boy next door; safe to presume it’s not that little bundle in her cl1toris.
It makes me do a bit of sick when I read guys on here talking about calling this girl and that girl, ‘her not answering/retuning my call/talked to this plate for like and hour on the phone, but now she’s gone cold’. You wonder why she doesn’t call you back? Because she’s got some alpha making serious moves on her (rather than calling for weeks on end) down the pub while your number makes her phone (and only her phone) tingle in her handbag.
By regularly phoning a girl you have designs on rather than meeting face to face, you are reducing your physical exposure ratio and therefore physical attractiveness: she can’t see or grasp your rippling bicep as you console her about her annoying colleague; you cannot cop a cheeky feel or make-out as you start to get a bit tipsy over a ****tail (or three); you cannot display all the non-verbal cues of your worth and gauge those of her attraction.
In this world of now endless electronic comms, the only contact I maintain with my plates is text message. And even that is extremely casual; and very, very rarely email.
-No facebook/instagram/twitter: she has another 500 suitors chasing/PM’ing/’liking’ (read: licking her ass) her therein. I am unique because I am not one of them. Plus I don’t give a flying f*ck what she had for lunch.
-No phone calls: see above.
-No messenger: same difference as phone calls. In fact it’s worse because she can’t even hear your voice.
-No Skype: you’re tormenting you both by doing this. I’m no avatar. I prefer the real thing. Plus I just bought a new (clean) keyboard.
The only contact worth its investment is face to face (and casual text, to arrange face to face). You can’t anchor anything with a phone call/facebook/skype. But with face to face, opportunity always knocks.
