"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't believe in conspiracy BS

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From Michael Tsarion and David Icke to Alex Johns, all are full of crap. Ron Paul is full of crap as well. Thing is age of Pieces is over, that's the age of Jesus, which the six fingered aliens supposedly filmed crusifiction of. But that's conspiracy.

Thing is we have entered a new astrological age, the age of Aquarius.

Guess what, new religion for the new age.

How is this new religion to be implemented?

Through deception.

Mainstream pushes one suicidal agenda, while the real thing hits for the flank in the form of conspiracy theories. End result is a new age religion, which is not forced, but readily accepted by "awakened" folks. (aka the brain washed)


I tell you, I don't believe the main stream, and I don't believe into the awakened truth. Instead I think 200 years ago was a nuclear war and our entire history is made up. Why? Because as soon as I wrote about it the damn bastards turned my internet off and it's going to be fixed maybe to the end of the year.


My new believes change nothing, except that I'm not with the mainstream and I'm not with the conspiracy world (hehe, mainstream conspiracy world). I simply think both are mislead, erh, guided by the hidden hand into a particular direction.


What really is happening is right in front of me, all the people that surround me. I don't care about bull sh`t in Washington DC or Moscow, they can suck my d`ck.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well that was a whole lot of nothing.
 

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Well that was a whole lot of nothing.
I agree. Sounds like a plot line for a movie, aliens filming Jesus lol
 

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This is what happens when the barber shops and the dentists buy magazines at Goundra's shop instead of the newsstand....

They read such things then right after they inhale the chemicals from shampoos or anesthesia from the products and they burn their brains out.

Even worse is when some users of this board on purpose go to the photograher's labs to breath the fumes from the processes...Op is your father a photographer right?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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