I DJed a Grandmother! FIELD REPORT

[Starman]

The other day,

I found $1 at the home depot I am not fvckin kidding!

I was trying to be a good samaritan and asked the first old lady that walked by if she had dropped it!(plus I wanted to DJ her for practice)

She said "Yes! thanks you are soo honest!"

then I said "Not so fast Granny!"

I hooked her up to a lie detector test and the fvcker shorted out her pacemaker..and her fvckin wig started smoking..she looked like an old stiff pinata on fire! I panicked and set her down on one of those exterior couches with her arm hugging a propane tank..and got the hell outta there before I looked like some loiterer and started lookin all suspicious

 

[Ronin I]

Starry,

Two questions:

1) What have you been smoking?

2) Can I have some?

 

[WaterTiger]

That's a very sad story Starman. Not because you killed a sweet old granny...

But you didn't get her number!!!!!

I, for one, am VERY disappointed in you!

 

[marqZAL]

LOL...your crazy man!!

 

[ZeeOwl]

Uh... I'm not sure I want to take advice from you anymore...

 

[deeman]

now did u shag her b4 or after you put her on the lie-detector?

 

[dionysius_d]

haha

but you got to remember to DRY her before plugging her into the electricity socket.

 

[Knicknack]

was it the $1 you just paid her for "services?"

 

[Chewy Bagel]

Quit being AFC, NEXT her, then go back and read the DJ bible!