I coded a women in JS

[Crown]

import girl, women from 'sex-needs';
import makeup from 'thot-tools';
import boy, men from 'commodity';


while age <= 25 { //if she's under the age of 25
lookFor(men){
If(men != 7/10+ && 6' ) { //If men isn't more than 7/10 and higher than 6'
console.log("Sorry, I already have a boyfriend");
console.log("Let's be friends!");
console.log("You're like a brother to me...");
} else {
getSexy(makeup, miniskirt) {
use.makeup();
use.miniskirt();
console.log("Hey my name is stacey!");
};
if(sexCount !=105){
getSex(blowj#b, anal, doubleP);
}
}
}};

If age >= 30 {
lookFor(men){
if(men.money && men.house = true) {
seek.commitment(){
console.log("I think I'm in love with you..."
console.log("You need to man up, Josh! We aren't young forever!"
};
If(commitment = true) {
pushFor(marriage);
};
}
}
};

If(marriage = true) {
allowedToGetFat = true;
sex = null;
freeDrama = true;

console.log("I'm not a sex person, honey...")
console.log("I feel so tired now...")

pushFor(kids);
};

if(kids = true) {
ignore(men);

pushForDivorce(house, money, kids);
};



//Yeah, I know it doesn't compile, it's just humour

 

[backseatjuan]

Go fvck my cpp ass

Du u du sports betting? Its hot. I bet minimums and come out zero in more that 8000 bets. I use infinitybook 10 among other tools. I code my own thing in a language.

 

[Crown]

Go fvck my cpp ass

Du u du sports betting? Its hot. I bet minimums and come out zero in more that 8000 bets. I use infinitybook 10 among other tools. I code my own thing in a language.

Never tried nah
What are your average gains ?

 

[backseatjuan]

Zero. I ever stick two hundred rubles into it and played on minimum bets of 10 rubles. Its not about money its about sports. I get off placing bets. I always come to zero.

 

[logicallefty]

Doesn’t compile? Damn I tried to compile it and my computer said “JS error. The object of this program has divorced all her husbands and hit a wall, and can no longer function . Contact your local welfare agency for assistance.”

 

[backseatjuan]

N1gger